hog noggin

A word I just made up

"You're a hog noggin"

by btslol September 8, 2022

Food Hog

A food hog is a person who hogs and constantly eats food

She is a food hog because she always eats

by -Urban Dictionary- July 24, 2018

hog tailing

Using your sphincter to push your feces in and out of your butt without touching the water.

"Do you guys sometimes poop out a little just to suck it back into your butt and see how far you can go before you lose it?"

"Oh, you mean Hog Tailing?"

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"Hey Jim, where have you been? You missed a meeting."

"Sorry I've been hog tailing it in the bathroom for about 3 minutes, almost beat my personal record though."

by stinky_hogtailer May 31, 2016

Honking the Hog

To masturbate a male apendage, a penis

I honked the hog last night
I'm honking the hog

by PhallicQuan99 June 30, 2022

issues hog

That one person who will claim they have every type of issue, making many conversations only about themselves without leaving room for others pain, emotions, thoughts and feelings. You might say one thing about (for example) your suffering depression, and you will be trapped in a 20 minute conversation with them about their battles and opinion on every mental health issue imaginable. Issues hogs will have very little consideration for you, can never offer a listening ear, only their own self absorbed anecdotes, due their narcissism and inflated sense of self.

Linda is such an issues hog- when I came to her for support when my mother died, all she did was moan about her own experiences when her mother passed away.

by gettingignorant June 20, 2021

Hog Noggin'

The lowering of standards around the holidays (especially New Years) to increase your chances of getting a piece of ass.

It has been so long since I have been laid and the year is almost over so I'm going Hog Noggin'.

by Roganoid December 25, 2020

hog collar

When u place a fat chick in a state of dibs between boys

Me and my buddy were cruising the strip but couldn't find a proper female but seen a cute chubby girl and I told him I'm putting a hog collar on that one. Which placed her in a state of dibs

by L-dogg41510_420 June 5, 2017