heartbreak

Possibly the worst pain in the world. Physically and mentally.

(Says to friend):He dumped me last night, but the day before he told me he loved me. I don't know what I did, but now I'm going through heartbreak.

by TheMisunderstoodOne July 5, 2010

heartbleed

Some shit devised by some bored computer programmer to jack up the NSA and 'Murica while causing millions of computers to die because of heart bleeding. Commonly misunderstood by annoyed citizens of America United as some virus that penetrated every computer. AKA "real computer shit" Not fo sho.

Basically some shit that requires >300 IQ to understand

Slutty Girl: OMQ DID YOU HEAR ABOUT HEARTBLEED? I HAVE TO CHANGE MY SNAPCHAT AND FACEBOOK ACCOUNT PASSWORD... ::::((((((

Gay Boyfriend: Don't worry gurl, mai heart's bleeding fo u.

Slutty Girl: TOO BAD TINDER GOT HACKED BUT AT LEAST I GOT U HFDlsDkdf;klja;sdlkfahdlkslfkd alkj d

by Nevergonnagiveyaup April 16, 2014

Heart Attack

An energy drink consisting of cola and an energy drink (Usually Coca-Cola and Red Bull.) The result ends up with more caffeine than a regular cup of coffee and a taste of candy. (Coke + Red Bull = Skittles)

Jim was exhausted, so he made himself a Heart Attack.

by Gately January 14, 2008

Heartbreak

Its a feeling that yu never really understand untill its yu experiencing it . This is the worst feeling in the world . Its when yu are completely in love w/ someone , who doesnt seem to care . Or w/ someone whos heart is taken by someone else && yu juss think to yurself "That use to be me" Yur life seems pointless && yu cant help but to think yu did something wrong . Yu replay every memory or moment yu had with this person . Yu cant sleep , cant eat , &&cant get over that person . Everything yu do brings yu back to the thought of this person . Yu try to get over them but yu cant . Yu miss them with all yur heart . Yu juss want them back in yur life . Yur only desire is for things to be the way they use to be . But yu can never change yur past && yu cant go back so yu juss have to learn to accept the fact that it happened && its never gonna be the same again . The one person who could make yur life worth living && happy , juss doesnt feel the same . This feeling eats yu alive untill inside yur dead as can be . Nothing can help this feeling && the one yur truely in love with , yeah yur always gonna have feelings for them . Yu may replace the feeling of sadness lonliness && emptiness with hatred because yu cant help but to feel hate for this person who did this to yu . Yu soon realize they are happy with the person they are with && all yu are to them is a fading memory . Yu wonder how they get over it so fast or how they move on so quickly , && yu wonder "Why cant i move on ?"

Im experiencing heartbreak and hurt juss like when a death comes upon yu , except worse .

by CrazyChicaPatricia June 30, 2010

green heart emoji

It means she likes you but not enough to take u out of the friend zone .

Anna commented a green heart emoji on Riches status just to let him no he needs to return back to the friend zone .

by Big book Brian April 18, 2016

a pleasant heart attack

having a major coronary while having sex with a perfect 10

Bob had a pleasant heart attack while in bed with Ali Larter

by Colt45MaltLikka May 28, 2006

serious as a heart attack

To show that you are serious, and not joking.

Person A: Did you hear that Gordo is gay!
Person B: No way, are you serious?
Person A: I'm as serious as a heart attack!

by AndrewMartini June 23, 2008