Hard Shelling

the act of female teabagging.

Rick: dude Jenny is totally going around hard shelling everyone

by cvcoleman September 14, 2010

Pebble hard

Having a severe erection, but with a micro-penis.

Damn Taylor! Yo dick is so small, you don’t get rock hard, you get pebble hard!

by Raw dawg August 28, 2018

Hard Plans

A plan in (involves a handshake) which you and your friends take on a journey together and promise to abide by the terms and conditions of hard planning. "Hard Plans" will stick with you forever and ever, through thick and thin, through life and death and will stay with you till the day you die.

The only way to reverse "Hard Plans" is to say the phrase "Snalp Drah" and complete the reverse handshake.

Person 1: let's get our ears pierced!
Person 2: hell yeah! (starts to walk away)
Person 1: wait no let's make... hard plans

*does handshake*

by Keira&rubes June 13, 2018

Music Hard

When music is so good it feels like sex.

Wow, Noah Kahan's new song made me so music hard.

by A Dibb March 28, 2019

Gettin' hard

A term used to describe a situation in which one may receive joyous boner.

Blake: "Yo dude, there's a dank ass bag of dorito's in the pantry."

Jordan: "Gettin' hard!"

by TheMysteriousB October 30, 2011

hard drive

A really long road trip.

Man, New York to Los Angeles was a real hard drive.

by Doktorfunk January 17, 2007

Ed Hard-on

When you have a badazzled dick and get an erection

My Ed hard-on stunned her in more than one way.

She asked me where i got my penis designed, and i replied it's an Ed Hard-on.

by Sir Hard-on the 1st October 13, 2011