what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas

It happened. It only happened there. And it happened far enough away to have any negative effect on the "the here and now".
And anyone who wasn't there at the time need not know about it.
So stfu about it, and move on. But keep the memories. ;)

Dane Cook's intro to a recent show in Las Vegas:

"...great to be back here in Vegas....you know how they say 'what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas'....? Well I have a new saying....if it happens in Vegas, and I see it....I'm fuckin' telling EVERYBODY!!"

by Mister B. November 18, 2006

Dick Happy

1.a girl that so happy just to talk to a boy.look at a boy.or even smell anything like a boy.
2.a girl intrested in a boy that dont like her.
3.all on somebody prize peice.

number three may be also known as Dick Whopping.

1."Damn i mean was you so dick happy for that boy."
2."She so dick happy, he burped in her face and she smilied"
3."Why you keep talking about her shoes..stop Dick Whopping you Dick Happy ass bitch!"

by Kay.Baby October 17, 2007

happy clap

when a male thrusts forward so quickly, his dick and balls slap against his stomache, causing a "clapping" sound

Sarah: At Lisa's party we dared Steven to happy clap for a beer and he did it..twice!

by chandramukhi January 23, 2008

boat happy

a hysterical condition that can arise from cramped conditions on a boat. this causes such a severe panic attack that it can put fellow passengers in danger. in these circumstances, it is legal for the captain to shoot and incapacitate the boat happy person to prevent further injuries and death.

angie started freaking out on the liferaft. she got boat happy and nearly capsized the whole vessel, so captain ashcroft had to shoot her in the face.

by Left Turn Clyde November 29, 2009

It happens to the best of us

The saying you use when something bad, or unlucky happens.

Jim- dude I just dropped my penny.
Bob- it happens to the best of us.
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Felix- my grandma died..
Hunter- it happens to the best of us.

by Ithappenstothebestofus May 25, 2015

Happy Sanchez

Thief, shyster, rip-off, scam, criminal.
Variation of "Dirty Sanchez"

Taken from drug dealers in San Francisco's Mission district in the 80's-90's, who would show drugs for sale and then snatch they money offered and run away.

One drug Dealer in particular, a street musician, had the street nickname "happy Sanchez' due to the fact that he smiled and was super friendly before, during and after.
He would play guitar, sing, offer drugs and then take off after money was handed to him

"Don't go all Happy Sanchez on me and run away"

"he pulled a Happy on me"

"Lawyers are worse than a happy Sanchez"

"happy Sanchez!" (said when grabbing something from someone and running away. now popular in San Francisco public schools)

by Bofflo January 7, 2010

pursuit of happiness

Great song by Kid Cudi

Dude, I was blazed out of my mind and listening to the pursuit of happiness.

by combineelite October 20, 2010