Typically a Christian straight white woman who freely exercises her privilege acts like a judgmental Karen towards minorities.
Its more complex than you might think. Hes natural and skilled at it. Born with it. He pounds, nests, humps the honey and last but not least, he hides the salami. You can think of him as to "pork your lover". Ladies keep your grannys away for b-RADS!!! they float like a butterfly and sting like a bee!!
by GRANNY MUFFER December 04, 2023
Take a Dab, take a shot of liquor, take a bong rip of weed, chug a beer, and exhale. All in one breathe makes the "granny grand slam". First performed by a youtube "grandma". Taking the "strikeout" to the next level.
by Walleyewacker11 September 26, 2018
One who is inclined to engage in bareback sexual acts with elderly women in order to satisfy a personal fixation and their lack of ability to become pregnant.
by C. E. Short January 09, 2016
The sexual act of when a grandmother (or any woman over the age of 70) penetrates you with a strap on filled with icing and when she deems it appropriate, she squirts the icing into whatever orifice she is penetrating.
"For this Thanksgiving I totally plan on running through a retirement home and getting Granny pied!"
"Oh sick, what kind of icing?"
"That sweet sweet vanilla my broski!"
"Oh sick, what kind of icing?"
"That sweet sweet vanilla my broski!"
by Tungsten Pimp November 25, 2023