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Your Smoke Is Gears

A chaotic way to call someone out when they’re spewing words, lying, over-flexing, or just straight-up glitching.
Their “smoke” (vibe, story, attitude, etc.) is actually grinding metal — fake, clunky, and broken.
It can also be used as:
"Your words are making my brain feel like it’s being shredded by rusty gears.”
Used when someone’s talking nonsense, over-explaining, or saying something so stupid your neurons physically rebel.
“He said he coded the whole game himself? Bro… your smoke is gears.”

“She called her situationshipmutual ghosting therapy.’ Nah. Gears.”

“You just said ‘my trauma’s gluten-free’ unironically. Your smoke is gears and my skull hates you.”
by Gearsmoke November 13, 2025
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Mario Work Gear

Work Gear for sale: Overalls, Gloves, Shirts, Hats, Ect.
I get my clothes from Mario Work Gear
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Samsung Gear

A line of wearable things by Samsung. The most popular one is the smart watches that have a rotating bezel. The Galaxy Gear, Gear 2, Gear 2 Neo, Gear S, Gear S2, Gear S2 classic, Gear S3 classic, Gear S3 Frontier, Gear Fit, Gear Fit2, Gear Fit2 Pro, and Gear Sport. Damn that's a lot of watches...

But they also have things like the Gear VR. And a few other things. It's Samsung way of bringing you to the future, even though it's really not.
Guy 1: Hey what watch you wearing
Guy 2: Oh this, it's just the Samsung Gear S2 classic. Only over $300. No big deal.
Guy 1: Damn I like that
by latrelljennings November 18, 2017
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gear goggles

To be in love with everyone around you as a result of taking 'gear'.
I was chatting to that minging guy for ages longer than I should have done cuz I'd got my gear goggles on
by fluffed-up November 21, 2014
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Kingaroy Gear Shift

A freaky and highly inadvisable sex move originating from the rural roads of Kingaroy, Queensland. It involves one partner crouching like a busted traffic cone while the other, wearing strictly hi-vis, shifts between "gears” through the act of fisting and imagining you’re operating a manual vehicle.

Traditionally performed in front of the Kingaroy Main Roads department as a means of ‘intimidation’. Not to be confused with the Neurum Creek Gear Shift.
“Do you know if Jimmy passed his driving test today?”
“No, he failed,”
“Oh well, get shifty. Its Kingaroy Gear Shift time.”
by johndiddlysmithington July 7, 2025
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Heyes Gearing

heyes gearing, a mad lad with a huge penis, he reeks masculinity and is a amazing lad, great at smash bros, he does not let his father Kingjaspergaming stop him in his tracks, he is doused and lathered in extra virgin olive oil for keeping the ladies from spreading their legs.
friend: hey have you seen heyes gearing?
me: yeah he is a great man I love him
by big man little man December 9, 2021
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FreeDom Gear

A term used to describe light bondage wears.
FreeDom gear includes Fur hand cuffs, fur chains, fur leg cuffs.
by Muffeze X Series April 3, 2013
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