help me funk

To help a person get incredibly horny to the point that they explode into a ball of lumpy chodes. This is usually done with a banana.

Could you help me funk

by lord_fabulous March 1, 2016

funk zone

mild fingering

Guy1: Aaqil and I finna go to the funk zone tonight
Guy2: Bruhhhhh

by childeater123 August 13, 2019

Funk Booty

Funk booty means funk booty

"Trickster is very Funk Booty."

by indicolite December 12, 2021

Funk up

When a particular individual makes that many fuck ups that it becomes reliably consistent to expect similar outcomes from said individual.

Oh no! Yet another Funk up to add to the list.

by ShibbyChiz September 10, 2022

christian funk

A retarded dyke monkey boy

"Christian Funk is my bestfriend <33"

by fortnitekingun November 28, 2023

Addictive funk

The irresistible appeal of something that isn't usually enjoyable, but has a unique quality that keeps you coming back for more.

Smell this parmesan cheese, it's got that addictive funk to it.

That melody has an addictive funk.

Sneezing has an addictive funk.

by ebabe01 June 3, 2024

Alexander Funke

An imaginary friend of unusual, homuncular proportions. Usually disposed to literature, modeling, and furry jackets.
Alexander Funke is a lengthening of the acronym, A.F. which stands for: abercrombie and fitch.

" Dag yo, Alexander Funke got a sale. On chronic"
"Crikey, I had a dream about Alexander Funke last night, once again. He/She told me to burn things."

by Dr. S. Mukherji December 27, 2007