Better Cereal in the Fridge than milk in the Pantry

This phrase, coined by one Mark Hymen Able, is used in lieu of “things could be worse”. I seek no bias, i in fact think it’s Mediocre at best so what I’m looking for is a honest voting from unrelated third parties as to if this phrase is in fact witty and eloquent, as it’s author might suggest

I paid extra and took the afternoon off work to catch the earlier flight home to Perth. Upon arrival and check in we were informed flight was delayed 3 hours and we weren’t allowed to leave the terminal as it was a domestic stopover on an international flight so we had to go through customs so could not exit. I don’t have aids though so better cereal in the fridge than milk in the pantry.

by Mable’s Memmy’s June 6, 2018

Nuke the Fridge

When your refrigerator is so stinky and filthy it's better to just throw it away rather than clean it.

Daym son, you better just nuke the Fridge. There ain't no way we gonna clean that up.

by Cool New Crocs August 31, 2021

fridged to death

To die by being frozen at a temp of 40 degrees.

The act of dying by being locked in a fridge.

My girlfriend locked me in the fridge, and I fridged to death.

by Robolaser59 November 30, 2017

Fridge goblin

Yep, definitely a fridge goblin—a mysterious, snack-stealing, half-eaten-food-leaving creature that lurks in the shadows of your kitchen. It thrives on confusion and mild inconvenience, making sure your favorite treats are either mysteriously missing or returned in the most cursed way possible.

Step one: Set a trap.
Step two: Confront the goblin (or guilty roommate/sibling).
Step three: Demand justice.

Or just start writing your name on everything in the freezer like a survival tactic.

The fridge goblin ate half of my Creamsicle and put it back into the box with no rapper.

by I'm 100% your mom March 12, 2025

Fridge goblin

Yep, definitely a fridge goblin—a mysterious, snack-stealing, half-eaten-food-leaving creature that lurks in the shadows of your kitchen. It thrives on confusion and mild inconvenience, making sure your favorite treats are either mysteriously missing or returned in the most cursed way possible.

Step one: Set a trap.
Step two: Confront the goblin (or guilty roommate/sibling).
Step three: Demand justice.

Or just start writing your name on everything in the freezer like a survival tactic.

The fridge goblin ate half of my Creamsicle and put it back in the box with no wrapper.

by I'm 100% your mom March 12, 2025

Fridge.

(verb)
Code word for going to grab a cold alcoholic beverage, usually from the fridge. Commonly used when you don’t want to explain yourself, or when your friends already know exactly what you mean.

The act of disappearing mid-conversation to fetch a drink, often without warning.

“Hold up, I gotta fridge real quick.”

“He’s been fridging all night, no wonder he’s so loud.”

"Hey buddy, fridge."

by Wachale Guey August 19, 2025