by Daddy no cap July 27, 2021
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A jellybean Stan: ItS nOt A mIsTaKe ✨ItS A mAsTeRpIeCe
V1nce: this is what you call a fatherless figure
V1nce: this is what you call a fatherless figure
by delicious baked beans April 22, 2022
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“Fatherless” is used by gay people who refuse that they are homosexual. Most people that use the word “fatherless” also have a piss kink.
by Mars (I have a father) August 15, 2021
Get the Fatherless mug.Fatherless behaviour is a derogatory term used to describe an immoral woman who has many casual sexual partners.
These types of women typically flaunt their body’s around and dress in more revealing clothes in an effort to attract male attention.
This behaviour is usually caused by an abusive, neglectful, or absent father.
These types of women typically flaunt their body’s around and dress in more revealing clothes in an effort to attract male attention.
This behaviour is usually caused by an abusive, neglectful, or absent father.
Person 1) That girls cute, I might ask her out
Person 2) Don’t do it, she’s the town bicycle
Person 3) Yeah she has fatherless behaviour
Person 2) Don’t do it, she’s the town bicycle
Person 3) Yeah she has fatherless behaviour
by Sky091 December 14, 2021
Get the Fatherless behaviour mug.During your teenage years, you develop an "edgy" sense of humor that all the adults at your dad's get-togethers seem to lack while they interact in their suits and such.
As you develop this "edgy" sense of "humor" (see: Stupid Teenage Humor), you begin to notice how dumb your father's sense of humor is, and thus begin to cringe every time he tries to tell a joke at the dinner table, or worse, in front of your friends! Even if your dad manages to say something funny, you discard it as Stupid Father Humor. Because your father's old and that makes people stupid and unfunny but you know what? You're stupid. (Stupid Teenage Humor)
As you develop this "edgy" sense of "humor" (see: Stupid Teenage Humor), you begin to notice how dumb your father's sense of humor is, and thus begin to cringe every time he tries to tell a joke at the dinner table, or worse, in front of your friends! Even if your dad manages to say something funny, you discard it as Stupid Father Humor. Because your father's old and that makes people stupid and unfunny but you know what? You're stupid. (Stupid Teenage Humor)
Dad: "Hey son, how's that garsh darn science project coming along?
Son: "It's OK dad."
Dad: "You werkin' hard or hardly werkin'? Huckhuckhuckhuck
Son: "...masturbating." snickersnick-"uh oh, I have to adjust my retainer"-snikersnikerI'msoedgy
Stupid Father Humor. Why do I have to use the word in the example? Is this tenth grade again?
Son: "It's OK dad."
Dad: "You werkin' hard or hardly werkin'? Huckhuckhuckhuck
Son: "...masturbating." snickersnick-"uh oh, I have to adjust my retainer"-snikersnikerI'msoedgy
Stupid Father Humor. Why do I have to use the word in the example? Is this tenth grade again?
by wb777 July 23, 2011
Get the Stupid Father Humor mug.A bedroom maneuver that can be exercised by both males and females. Upon initiating sexual contact with said partner, as you are about to climax swiftly pull out a feather (preferably an eagle feather or other endangered animal feather although this is optional as using said feathers only adds cool factor) then tickle your own nose with said feather just as you are coming and it will be at least 1/10th of a better orgasm! Variations of the feather duster include reverse featherdusting, team featherdusting, the dusty blumpkin, and what is commonly referred to as "the french maid".
I heard that when you sneeze, it's 1/10th of an orgasm, so as I was fucking this chick I pulled the feather duster on her and was in heaven 1/10th more than I would be normally!
by cyanidecotdpnuts May 26, 2010
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