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Team Salty

A team of gamers, mainly Minecraft players, who organize with one aim; to make everyone salty. Some refer to them as a group of faggots. Some call them the greatest to have ever grazed the Crewniverse Minecraft server. Most commonly, however, a group of faggots. To this day, no leader exists but rumors have it that a guy under the alias 'HadzyBoy' and a girl under the alias 'thytime' are the founders of the atrocity. Its origins, however, are very unclear and the downfall of Team Salty is yet to come.
Jeff: Have you seen Team Salty lately?
Sally: Yeah, they were making me so salty just a minute ago.
by piss_licker February 20, 2015
mugGet the Team Saltymug.

speed team

Not to be confused with the lightning rod, and usually involving more than one other car, a speed team is a group of drivers who speed on the left lane of the highway during long road trips. Usually hardened road warriors will know that the more cars that are speeding together, the less likely a state police car will pull them over, as long as they are going at a reasonable speed (80 on a 65 posted).

Called a 'team' because, if a slower float is in the left lane, they'll often all pass it on the right together. Speed teammates rarely even know each other, and more often than not the team will eventually break up when one leaves the highway.
I was speed teaming from Boston to Providence and I got there 30 minutes earlier than I expected.
by The Sub February 25, 2005
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yoyo team

a football team who will get relegated one season and will be promoted in the next season, then relegated again,then promoted ... etc.

Basically a team who is too good for one league but too bad for another. Dont really belong in any league.
Dude 1 - " wow west brom got relegated AGAIN! they're so shit!!!"
Dude 2 - " yeah but they're a yoyo team, they'll come up again next season."
by CharlieChzBrgr March 23, 2010
mugGet the yoyo teammug.

Team Uplink

Team Uplink is a call of duty teams that preforms montages filled with sniper clips and trickshots
Team Uplink is a good team

I should go follow @ThatBoiWilder
by Uplink wilder March 1, 2017
mugGet the Team Uplinkmug.

schofe the team

the act of driving a group of people somewhere.
Joe- hey bro do you think you can drive us to this party?
Tim- yeah man, im down to schofe the team
by G-mo-skeet lips November 16, 2010
mugGet the schofe the teammug.

Team 💯

Memeulous’s team. Better version of (team 10): a Btec Team 💯
Sign me up for Team 💯
by MaLaLama August 9, 2019
mugGet the Team 💯mug.

None for the team

When athletes the night and/or morning before an important game or competition deliberately refrain from having sex.
Dude, that chick at the party last night was all over me !! Too bad I had an important match this morning, so I took none for the team. Stupid me!
by Dr_Doom April 28, 2013
mugGet the None for the teammug.

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