A lazy, middle aged, married woman who's lost all interest in her chosen role in life. Generally, souless, selfish, always with flapjack or Orangutan titties...also said to have a head shaped like a shank portion ham. Infrequent showering, missing front teeth, Stringy toes , floppy loosness around her body are some tell tale signs that you may have got you a flumper as a wife. Beware and prepare! Your Flumper could be on the verge of going apeshit and fuck up your enire life and family.
Would you please get the fuck up ,ya fuckin fumper, and throw all these piss diapers away? Goddam it! Goddam it!
Go ahead Flumper...put these novelty deer antlers and see if there are hunters in the meadow.
After the. Plan crashed, the only thing that keep me alive that night was the warmth from the inside of my poor departed Flumper. She was bug enough to save me and her sister.
Go ahead Flumper...put these novelty deer antlers and see if there are hunters in the meadow.
After the. Plan crashed, the only thing that keep me alive that night was the warmth from the inside of my poor departed Flumper. She was bug enough to save me and her sister.
by D.J. ChimChimBalls April 12, 2023
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My date gave me an unexpected flapper dapper last night and my flair ups are horrible today because we had Thai for dinner.
by Bogus6 May 26, 2023
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Flopperdong
"Flopperdong", he said in a calm addressing manner.
"yeah", she replied without any clue what a flopperdong is
"yeah", she replied without any clue what a flopperdong is
by TheWatermelonGod August 26, 2023
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Refers to flipper the dolphin and also the compelling urge to flip at them for being so incompetent.
Refers to flipper the dolphin and also the compelling urge to flip at them for being so incompetent.
No need for a sentences.... When frustrated at them, send your work bestie a dolphin gif to represent Flipper the dolphin...and you just know....
by anonymous September 21, 2023
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