Straight-Facing

Watching or reading something funny or entertaining without laughing or smiling.

Directioner watching a One Direction video without smiling, blushing, giggling, or laughing. "How are you straight-facing?!"

Anyone watching an ASPCA commercial without crying or frowning. "Dude, you're totally straight-facing."

by CrazyTalent April 11, 2013

flaming moe

A brazilian stoner rock band influenced mostly by Nebula, Fu Manchu, Atomic Bitchwax and Hellacopters.
The band have the same name of the famous drink created by Homer Simpson.

"Flaming Moe is recording a new album this summer."

by Peruche March 16, 2005

flaming bartender

a flaming bartender is just like a stranger but better, like a stranger you sit on your hand till it's numb then apply icy/hot to your erected "member" then you beat it like it owes you money.

"i was lonely and stragnes jsut wasn't cutting it, and thats when the flaming bartender 'came' in handy"

by Coady March 12, 2007

Flaming Asshole

One who takes a sparkler, shoves one end into their ass, lights it, and runs around until it dies out.

4th of July became so much better when Jimmy decided it would be fun to pull a flaming asshole.

by ph2music September 19, 2010

pink flamingo

A sexual position in which a couple partakes in doggy style intercourse while the woman's head remains in a toilet bowl, like a swirly. For the anal equivalent, see brown flamingo.

1. "I almost drowned while Steve was giving me the pink flamingo last night, luckily my hand found the flusher just in time."

2. Cindy: "Hey Natalie, why do you smell like a public bathroom?"
Natalie: "Oh, John gave me the pink flamingo before work today."

by Dankability June 25, 2008

Flaming Faggot

Dylan Mulvaney

Bud Light has hired a Flaming Faggot ass their spokesperson

by dsa2023 April 10, 2023

Flaming Bird

A sexual position in which one participant lays on their back with the legs spread while the other participant hits the first between the legs with a literal flaming bird. If a flaming bird is not available, other objects can be substituted.

While the flaming bird is considered one of the most painfual sexual positions, it is very popular to onlookers.

by Cayucos September 3, 2006