fist a gypsy

An evolved (and much funnier) version of flippity jippity after being widely used for a while.

I cannot find it in the store so I fist a gypsy and ta-da!! Now I have a can holder.

by r0mats September 24, 2021

Fist a gypsy

A largely known subsidiary of FTIJPI's fippy jippy.

Coined by the elite among us twitted and twaffled at by many!

May all your fippitys be jippity.

Drive two minutes to the hardware store to purchase a couple dollars worth of drainage fittings??? Not on my watch … I’ll (consentually) fist a gypsy before I let that happen .. two minutes of cad in fusion and 12 hours printing later we arrive at our destination..

by Moonraker69 September 24, 2021

Fist Typer

An individual whose fingers hit the keys on a keyboard so hard it's like a baboon is typing a term paper on A Tale of Two Cities.

That moron over there hits that enter key like it's going to get them to their destination faster, he mind as well just stomp on the god damned keyboard, fucking fist typer.

by jnndfn9 February 4, 2009

csr fisting

Your at work and the managers want you and your work colleges to finalise paper work and clearly that shit ain't gonna happen.

Once again the csr fisting, managers don't know shit on the front line, us customer service kunce always get a fisting

by Team MMT February 28, 2015

Dog Fisting

When engaging in sexual intercourse you use your hand and mimic a dog as if doing a shadow puppet. Then proceed to insert your middle and ring finger in the vagina and your pinky and your partner's anus with a back and forth motion like you're hitting a punching bag.

(for enhanced experience you can imitate the barking/howl of a dog. While opening and closing its mouth with your hand)

Guy1: bro you wouldn't imagine what I did last night
Guy2: what's that?
Guy1: me and my girl were having sex and I started dog fisting her ruff ruff mf!!!

by Zae2live August 5, 2023

fist pounce

A gentle quick vigorous punch to any part of someone's body in order to make a "massage" unenjoyable for the receiver.

That douche wouldn't stop begging for a backrub so I fist pounced him.

by Pen15Genius January 2, 2017

Fist siesta

When a girl is sleeping during a siesta and somebody wakes her up with fisting. Fist siesta can be done with or without lubrication, depending on how long she has slept

Dude, my ex-girlfriend fell asleep on my couch yesterday. I just had to fist siesta that hoe

by Mr. fistah August 23, 2012