Skip to main content

Elephant Fisting

An act of fisting, in which the the fister has unusually large hands and puts a large portion of both of their arms into he fistee, and the fistee leans forward makign elephant sounds.

Named because it looks like when someone is birthing an elephant baby, and they have to really reach in there to get it.
Zac: Beth's playing hard to get, how can I get her to notice me?

Joe: Why don't you give her a bit of the old elephant fisting?

Zac: Nah we've already done that, and all it got me was a wink and a brown stain up to my shoulders.
by Sugar81 May 2, 2008
mugGet the Elephant Fisting mug.

squid fishing

the act of performing anal sex and cuming in a girls ass and sucking it out with a straw
Id love to go squid fishing in that ass.
by BIGSEXY9110 March 1, 2010
mugGet the squid fishing mug.

vaginal fisting

Vaginal fisting is sliding your whole fist into a vagina.
"I walked into my kitchen and I found Sophie doing vaginal fisting to my Thanksgiving turkey."
by Alena F September 27, 2013
mugGet the vaginal fisting mug.

ultimate fighting

a common misconception for the sport of mixed martial arts as the front runner is the ultimate fighting championchips this term came about when the ultimate fighter series aired causing many people who dont know about the sport to call the sport as a whole ultimate fighting when its really mixed martial arts. this is an easy way to tell who knows about the sport and who is a "tuf noob" a common way to tell is someone who wears tapout from hottopic and refers to fighters by their nicknames and calls them ultimate fighters
jim-dude did you see the ultimate fighting last night iceman lidell got knocked out by rampage jackson it was sick
tyler-wow your idiot its called mixed martial arts and chuck leaves his hands around his waist
jim-are you sure i think its called ultimate fighting
tyler- wow you really are a tuf noob
by tyler a July 27, 2008
mugGet the ultimate fighting mug.

bloody mucous plug from a faggot fisting fiesta

1) Large ball of mucous filled with blood that proceeds a homosexual party where the participants shove their fists up each others ass in a sodomistic fashion.

2) A horribly vile name to call someone who has so far surpassed douchebag status that no other words can possibly express their level of filthy assholery.
Look at that bloody mucous plug from a faggot fisting fiesta.

You're a bloody mucous plug from a faggot fisting fiesta.
by Big Nasty T September 15, 2009
mugGet the bloody mucous plug from a faggot fisting fiesta mug.

pussy fishing

to slap your cock / tongue against or inside the pussy
by benjamin levien May 8, 2008
mugGet the pussy fishing mug.

rex hunt fishing tool

A sensible and useful pen-knife that can be used for an array of things as well as fishing.
Comes in particularly handy when trying to break into public facilities in a country where you don't speak the language but can infer that a pretty lady is about to soil herself.
Quick, be a gert and get the rex hunt fishing tool!
by Devonian Delia September 5, 2006
mugGet the rex hunt fishing tool mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email