fact buddy

Anyone that shares useless knowledge with you. Or, anyone who is pleasantly surprised when you feed them a nugget of knowledge. There is a mutual appreciation for often umprompted, sometimes very advanced intellectual subject matter. Sometimes exchanges are casual where one person may correct another. If the person is genuinely appreciative for the correction and having learned something, they are fact buddy material.
“Hey Bec, i just learned the Tesla induction engine is actually gonna be modified and more all about a permanent magnetic wheel. I know you aren’t into cars, but you’re into facts, and we haven’t fact buddied since college dorm life.”

“Hey Jan I was studying for my nursing exam and i can’t believe I didn’t know that diabetes counts as a disability. Like blindness, paralysis, etc. It’s crazy!”
“Since you work for the state can you tell me about it? What does that mean? Thanks fact buddy!”

“Fyi Starbucks double points this am what do you want. Also, joe is gonna be sick and management is on a roll, so you want me to pick you up a drink?”
“You’re a legit fact buddy.”
by Contriveme July 4, 2018
mugGet the fact buddymug.

Fact got

Another word social media users use to say a slur that rhymes with maggot, the slur is used against gay people.
by Sku11Prince_ January 19, 2024
mugGet the Fact gotmug.

Fact

Any opinion held my Meta/Facebook
FACTcheck: Facebok and Climate Feedback are dirty liars.
by Saintdarthcoder December 10, 2021
mugGet the Factmug.

Factful

A word to describe something full of facts or someone just stating facts.
Im just being factful.
That website is very factful.
by MiloThatsTheName January 23, 2024
mugGet the Factfulmug.

facts

They don't care about your feelings
by MCWHITEGUY December 11, 2018
mugGet the factsmug.

bean facts

bean facts are facts about beans. beans ist a term comes from the letter "B" which is short for bean .
"one of the bean facts , for example, is bean fact number 2 the natural habitat of beans is Wyoming"
by Godisabeananddead December 30, 2019
mugGet the bean factsmug.

fact-troll

Trolling people without bending the truth/lying, solely grounded in absolute truths.
Thomas: "Sam's BMI has been way too high his whole life, this has resulted in a higher fatty acid composition in his cerebral brain lobes and is the primary factor why he can't understand basic banter."
Jane: "Stop being such a fact-troll, Thomas."
by De Soevereine Nar October 31, 2024
mugGet the fact-trollmug.

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