First Grade

The beginning of the rest of your life. It sucks

"Hey what grade is Timmy gonna be in?"

"Oh, first grade"

"HAHAHAHA! good luck loser!"

by crazysquirrel November 13, 2012

Happy forest

A happy trail so overgrown, it becomes a happy forest.

Emory: Damn, SangJin, cover up that happy forest!
SangJin: I hate you all.

by unhappytrail December 7, 2009

first to bassett

When skinning up, the act of putting both weed and hash in the same joint.

oi, chief. Make that Jimminy biff a first to bassett

by Herman Dogg December 19, 2003

first soprano

The absolute highest voice in a choir, and undoubtedly the sexiest (when it belongs to a girl, on a guy it's just creepy).

Dude, did you hear that first soprano bust that high D? Damn, that was hot.

by roundhouse grasshopper October 2, 2010

Forest Hills Blowie

Woman sits on toilet and gives you a BJ

I accidently walked in on her in the bathroom and ended up getting a Forest Hills Blowie

by Turbodmc May 13, 2016

Forest Bride

Someone who has been forced to live with a forest animal. The animal is usually large like a bear or the mythical Bigfoot.

The couple in the horror movie, Willow Creek, caught a glimpse at a naked women that had been taken by a Sasquatch to be his forest bride.

by Fred Croft November 20, 2016

First Night Fever

When you are away from home on a multi day piss trip and it's been ages since you have caught up for good session on the nozzle. You go that hard that a 6 can beer bong is a breeze and you think that it's a great idea to follow it up by drinking rum out of a shoe as a chaser wearing underwear on your head. Next minute you are blind drunk, lost, naked, shit yourself and kicking down a door of the girls dorm on Fraser Island waving your dick around whilst the park ranger is searching for you.

Damn I'm hungover, we were only going to have two beers... fucken first night fever.

by ContractorLyfe June 27, 2017