One finger salute

international understanding of 'fuck you'

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1.Giving your lecturer a one finger salute is a great way to get expelled from college.

2.Giving your dad a one finger salute is a great way to get your ass thrown out of the house.

3.Giving your girlfriend a one finger salute is a great way to get dumped and have hot coffee poured all over your crotch.

4.Giving the president a one finger salute is a great way to get your ass thrown in jail.

by zingeraddict September 26, 2011

Finger of Doom

To ram ones finger into anothers anus without warning whilst shouting "FINGER OF DOOM"

me:"hey baby wanna have some fun?"
girl:"with you no thanks"
me:"FINGER OF DOOM"
girl:"OMG MY ASS"

by Sam Lawless October 7, 2008

leat fingies

Historians and linguists alike speculate the syntax could possibly be derived from the english “I eat,” and “fingies.”

You gonna warm those up?
leat fingies cold

by spicylips October 14, 2020

ten fingers

a game in which players hold up all ten of their fingers. the first player then says something that he/she has never done, such as "i have never...eaten lemon meringue pie." then, all of the players who HAVE eaten lemon meringue pie put down one of their fingers. play continues until everyone is out of fingers.

"we played a totally awesome game of ten fingers yesterday at a party."

by love me i'm a liberal March 19, 2007

finger

A part of your hand

I have fingers

by panda1215 April 7, 2015

salad fingers

salad fingers is possibly an ordinary looking man, in an ordinary world, with an unordianry life. He is very mentally ill, depressed and unmedicated, or at least refuses to take it. What we see in salad fingers episodes is how salad fingers sees the world. Being depressed and mentally ill he sees himself as the way we see him and also sees an otherwise thriving world as post apocolyptic. His friends and those he encounters are all figments of his imagination from a combination of mental illness and lonliness. Favor of rust and blood also comes from his mental illness. Salad fingers lives in an apartment in the city, apartment number 22. However he is a lonley isolated man, and therefore he sees his apartment as being just one small house in the middle of nowhere. He has no contact with any other human beings whatsoever, until episode 5, where he interacts with a girl he originally thought was a product of his imagination but turned out to be real. This is signified by her being the only other character in the series other then salad fingers that can speak. Because he simply did not know how to be with real people, he broke down. There is no word yet as to if he ever fully recovered.

"rusty kettle...(scratch scratch)... ooooaaaahhhh"

by Wolf March 2, 2005

Fingertoes

Toes which bear an uncanny resemblance to fingers.

Jaysus look at the length o those fingertoes!!!!

by Fatherlyons November 9, 2004