To findle

Used as a more feminine way of saying mastubate / wank

Mix between fondle and finger

I was findling myself while watching Planet Earth

Nat likes to findle after bunning a zoot

by Flirtydirtymeilylox July 10, 2017

Findian

A fit Indian

OMG Zayn Malik is a Findian!

by Tanya123456789 October 6, 2016

Findlesex

To hurt yourself in a funny way

Yo, you slipped on a banana, you totally got findlesexed, Yo!!

by Greene Blob August 16, 2006

Finding Nemo Bastard

Commie Mike. He's a communist.

You FINDING NEMO BASTARD!!!!

by Titty Bob and Bart Le Froof October 30, 2004

findtherag

Without doubt the classiest guy on Betfair.
Everyone wants to know him, everyone wants to be him.
In a nutshell it means oozes class :o))

I wanted to pull this bird so I said I was a friend of findtherag.

by betfair elite October 22, 2004

Fact finder

Device to be utilized the day after consuming massive amounts of christmas crack, potato vodka, or kangarilla road. It may give the person insight as to what the hell happened the night before.

Dude, I gotta check my fact finder cuz I have no effin idea where my car is and what happened after 10 pm...

by Good Girls Do... April 25, 2008

findian

a fake indian. someone who is clearly just pretending to be indian.

that blonde girl just claimed she was from bangalore. what a findian.

by bigirishgirl January 9, 2011