February 24

National eat ice cream for dinner day! On this day everyone will enjoy the creamy goodness of ice cream!!

February 24 is to signify that everyone should be eating ice cream for dinner, like “No vegetables!! It’s February 24! Have some ice cream.

by WawaWoop October 28, 2020

febuary 16th

National boys can’t say no day.

On February 16th boys aren’t allowed to say no

Use febuary 16th as an excuse to make him say yes to anything

by Anonymous8264 November 15, 2020

february 7th

the birthday of the hottest hottie in the whole frikin hot world.

omg its february 7th. The day the hottest hottie on the whole frikin hot world was born

by iamthebesttiktokerhehehe December 7, 2020

February 24

The day in which couples (gay or straight) celebrate sex by having sex. The reason National Fuck Day is on February 24th

A:Babyyyyyyyyyy guess what day it is!
B:Wednesday?
A:IT’S FEBRUARY 24,NATIONAL FUCK DAY!!!
B:OH HECK YEA

by SmollPP February 20, 2021

February 28th

International horny day. If you feel like fucking your stepsis, today is the day it might work.

Horny dude 1: Yooo bro today’s February 28th - international horny day.
Horny ass lad 2: Ye ye bro who u smashin?
Horny dude 1: Alice. She lookin’ hella fine today, I finna send ‘er to the wonderland!
Horny ass lad 2: Hell ye dude she lookin horny af today. Go get that pussy boiii

by Hornyboi737 February 28, 2021

February 2

When you ask someone out and they have to say yes

Boy: I wanna ask her out
Girl: then do it!
Boy: what if they say no?
Girl: it’s February 2!
Boy: okay
Boy: I like you. Will you go on a date with me?
Girl: yes!

by Starapia February 1, 2021

February 2nd

Oh so you were born on February 2nd… DAMN! This is your birthday but also the day you will take over the entire fucking world. Your a GOD! I pity anyone who doesn’t know you

Oh it’s my birthday February 2nd time to rise to power and make those pathetic mortals bow down to me

by Feb2 August 3, 2021