He literally has the biggest dick ever. Jk, it is ok and will get the job done. jk again it's humungous and will make your insides into a beef stew life at your grandmothers house in kentucky. Some may say it looks like a pumpkin but I say it is perfectly normal and beautiful. His personality is pretty good but it could be better. Jk, he is a God and will take your body to his wonderland. He also goes by the name daddy, and tyrone if you want. Also one last thing. All Ethan's and I mean every single one of them deserves at least 3 blowjobs a week by you. And yes that means every girl in the world. Have a good day and if ur a girl go suck his dick right now. :)
Girl 1: Have you sucked Ethan's dick today?
Girl 2: No but i'm about too
Ethan: where is my blowjob bitch
Girl 2: coming tyrone
Girl 2: No but i'm about too
Ethan: where is my blowjob bitch
Girl 2: coming tyrone
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Get the Ethan mug.The guy at the party always asking for a front. Often seen hitting on the less appealing women in the party. Ethan can be found outside the bathroom door asking to come in, even though he is broke. Hobbies include pretending to be from Newfoundland and holding a full time job.
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