by Slevenklevra July 26, 2019
by Horndiggity June 28, 2019
Electric bacon, better known as a brain. Is called this for its similarity to bacon and being very electric
by Heillhálfurheili November 26, 2021
It's cold outside
And the paint's peeling off of my walls
There's a man outside
In a long coat, grey hat, smoking a cigarette
Now the light fades out
And I wonder what I'm doing in a room like this
There's a knock on the door
And just for a second I thought I remembered you
So now I'm alone
Now I can think for myself
About little deals and S.U's
And things that I just don't understand
Like a white lie that night
Or a sly touch at times
I don't think it meant anything to you
So I open the door
It's the 'friend' that I'd left in the hallway
'Please sit down'
A candlelit shadow on a wall near the bed
You know I hate to ask
And the paint's peeling off of my walls
There's a man outside
In a long coat, grey hat, smoking a cigarette
Now the light fades out
And I wonder what I'm doing in a room like this
There's a knock on the door
And just for a second I thought I remembered you
So now I'm alone
Now I can think for myself
About little deals and S.U's
And things that I just don't understand
Like a white lie that night
Or a sly touch at times
I don't think it meant anything to you
So I open the door
It's the 'friend' that I'd left in the hallway
'Please sit down'
A candlelit shadow on a wall near the bed
You know I hate to ask
But Are Friends Electric?
Only mine's broke down
And now I've no-one to love
So I found out your reason for the phone calls and smiles
And it hurts and I'm lonely
And I should never have tried
And I missed you tonight
So it's time to leave
You see it meant everything to me
Only mine's broke down
And now I've no-one to love
So I found out your reason for the phone calls and smiles
And it hurts and I'm lonely
And I should never have tried
And I missed you tonight
So it's time to leave
You see it meant everything to me
by Death Menace May 5, 2023
When a person is fucking a pig from behind and just as they cum they thrust so deep it pushes the pig into the electric fence shocking the big fucker and amplifying the orgasm.
A man can build a thousand bridges, but one Inverted Ham and Mayo Electric Boogaloo and everyone is shocked they are a pig fucker forever.
Not as shocked as the pig fucker of course.
Not as shocked as the pig fucker of course.
by Grindo July 21, 2023
Jack: Peter you're going first because you have a good ID and you are already balding and Alexis you go last because bouncers never reject chicks
(Jack is doing the electric sl(ID)e because he looks like couldn't grow a pube)
(Jack is doing the electric sl(ID)e because he looks like couldn't grow a pube)
by Studog2 July 30, 2021
A perverse sexual maneuver. To perform the majestic Electric Popsicle, wait until your partner is on the verge of orgasm, and then pull out a tazer and shock him/her on the balls/clit until orgasm is finished.
"So, I finally worked up the courage to try an Electric Popsicle last night."
"Oh yeah?'
"Yeah. When she convulsed I shocked my tip!"
"Oh yeah?'
"Yeah. When she convulsed I shocked my tip!"
by BillDozer357 April 17, 2010