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eleven rules of earth 

1.Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.

2.Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.

3.When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.

4.If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.

5.Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.

6.Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.

7.Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.

8.Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.

9.Do not harm little children.

10.Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.

11.When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.
The eleven rules of earth is better than the 10 commandments and a much better way to live. You say god loves you but you don't even know that satanists follow these rules.
eleven rules of earth by Esghedes February 11, 2018
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ghettoest homecoming on earth 

you going to GHOE? you mean NC A&T's homecoming? ...naw it's GHOE...the "ghettoest homecoming on earth"

Nut For Earth November

Since Pornhub is planting trees, cleaning the ocean, and launching environment campaigns based on how many views they get on their videos, this month is dedicated to contributing to those campaigns and helping to save our planet by watching porn. No Nut November is cancelled. Bust a nut to save the environment.
guy 1: are u participating in no nut november?
guy 2: no bro havent u heard about nut for earth november? save the earth!

Scum of the earth 

Is someone who sucks.
Grace: Your scum of the earth
Harry: Yes i am.
Scum of the earth by Gwaybee February 27, 2021

Heaven On Earth. 

The way to call hoe a HOE, respectfully that the hoe will thank you in return.
ME: You beautiful and cute and hotter than hell.

my Heaven On Earth.

MY HOE: Awwwee ty for saying that so sweet.
Heaven On Earth. by MUÑECO June 21, 2022

Ate the earth 

Another term for when someone faceplants into the ground.
"Dang, that guy ate the earth."
Ate the earth by TheRealWuffo July 13, 2022

the best place on earth 

What's the best place on Earth?
Nowhere