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happy driver

when a dude gets a girl to give him head whilst he is driving
moan: can someone please pick me up and stop by maccas before taking me to school? ill give you a happy driver haha
by smokestacksteve March 26, 2011
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Slave Driver

A name for someone demands that you follow their beliefs and ideologies without question or denial no matter the race.
Black Community: Black people are supposed to vote for Democrats. If you ain't gonna vote the same way we do, then you're not black like us.

Black Individual: I can think and read on my own. I don't need a bunch of slave drivers to tell me who I need to vote for or who to be.
by Country Roads July 11, 2020
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The Aggressive Truck Driver

a sex position where the female is on all fours and the male inserts his penis into her anus. he then places both hands on her hips and pushes her around into walls or whatever is in the room while making obnoxious truck noises.
"dude, i (tapped) her so hard last night! she even let me pull The Aggressive Truck Driver on her!"
by Pusseather6980869 November 20, 2011
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typical mustang driver

Someone who tried to show off and fails and hits a crowd, wall, or another car. Or just runs off the road into a ditch
Did you see that GT500 Mustang hit that white Ram leaving the meet?

Yeah man, typical mustang driver.
by 08stanggang August 9, 2017
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bus driver

A person who drives buses and then picks up young girls for sex on the back seat of the bus!!
Usually called Harry
Bus Driver: Alright Love? Fancy a shag?
Dirty School Girl: OK i'm easy but need paying.
Bus Driver: Ok then how much
Dirty School Girl:not much im cheap - £20
Bus Driver:Give ya a fiva
Dirty School Girl:ok im gagging for it
Bus Driver: OK we will drive up Aldershot afterwards to get some chicken
Dirty School Girl: I dont want no chiken!! I only want a shag cas i'm a dirty little whore!!
Bus Driver: And im the peedo who gunna give it to ya on the back seat of my double decker bus!!
by Bob May 19, 2004
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Cincinnati Bus Driver

While having sex with a female standing upright, invert the subject so that the top of her head is perpendicular to the pavement. In one motion, execute a swift drop kick to the face. At this point she should be unconscious. To solidify the maneuver aim your penis towards the woman's bloodied face and deliver a golden shower to rain upon her limp body.
I was thinking about doing the reverse cow girl with my new squeeze tonight but instead I m thinking it's a cincinnati bus driver night.
by Its a bitch girl July 31, 2011
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Truck Driver's Breakfast

An unhealthy or unsanitary meal eaten after a big night out. Typically includes carcinogenic foods available from your local servo and supplemented with uppers or downers. Eaten purely for convenience as opposed to nutritional value, hence the prefix Truck Driver's.

Foods eaten for breakfast that can conveniently be held in one-hand while the other is used for driving: chiko rolls, suasage rolls, pies, hotdogs, pluto pups, spring rolls, dim sims etc. Deep fried, pastry-covered or battered is imperative.
eg: After a trashy night out Joey treated herself to a Truck Driver's Breakfast: a joint, a pie and a blue powerade.
by Coco Schmoko September 8, 2009
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