Dork

Someone who sees themself as a shark, and thinks that everyone else has to.

Nobody thought he/she was a shark, no matter how many times he/she tried to insist that he/she was a shark, they saw a dork when they looked at him/her.

by Solid Mantis October 26, 2020

Dork wedge

A wedge of numerous dorks of all shades, a blob of dorks.

The dork wedge was slowly moving up the sidewalk, laughing at that dude like there was something wrong with him for having the audacity to be there on a sidewalk they owned.

by Solid Mantis May 20, 2021

Dork Stick

A USB flash drive that is hung around the neck by a lanyard. Seen at many spots where intellectuals gather, such as colleges, universities, meetings, symposiums, etc. Can include any USB flash drive or memory card

Jeremy created a backup of his presentation on his dork stick.

by MadFrog July 7, 2011

Dork

Someone that doesn't think a billionaire's party is as overrated as the other people that went to it, including the billionaire (usually because it's another oppurtunity for the dork to see and be seen which equals power to the dork, and it's another oppurtunity to gain status, money/funds, and connections).

The dork was the one that always tried to make the parties seem more exciting and intriguiging than they actually were, but would still talk about hype coming from other people besides him/her.

by The Original Agahnim December 9, 2021

Dorks

Scorbus

Albus and Scorpius are Such Dorks, James and Teddy are so much cooler and not dorks.

by Padfootsturntable September 16, 2021

Dork in my pants

To be excited nearly to the point of sexual release over something dorky, geekish, or nerdy.

"Oh man, I went into Best Buy and found the complete series of Firefly on Blu-ray! I almost dorked in my pants right there."

"Did you go to the midnight opening at Gamestop for Black Ops?
Hell yeah! I thought I was gonna dork in my pants waiting on line!"

by Greythame985 April 7, 2011

Dork

Someone that wants to be a socialite at the financial expense of others.

The dork wanted to go around like she owned the place she wasn't even originally from, she wanted the kind of power to do that, and the money was just a means to an end.

by The Original Agahnim December 9, 2021