Airlock docking

The act of placing the Lips of Two Asshole against each other.

"Jessica, did you hear Johnny and Caleb were Airlock docking last night?"

"I fucking walked in on thek doing it, it was weird. It was like scissoring for men!"

"Damn that's nasty!"

by EsIstRüdy September 9, 2022

Ciggy dock

The very intimate and intense act of lightning a friend's cigarette with the end of your, already lit, cigarette. Akin to the sex act of docking

Friend 1: Hey, I don't have a lighter will you ciggy dock with me?
Friend 2: sure thing, homie!

by Z8GND5296 April 14, 2020

friendship dock

When a man tries to steal his girlfriends friends immediately after they start dating.

Martha hated when Rodrigo was friendship docking by always wanting to hang out with her BFF.

by Sluggers April 14, 2018

Tesla Docking Station

When two guys who own electric cars meet up. After a couple of street beers, they end up pulling their foreskins back and locking them together whilst they talk about full self driving.

Did you hear about Karl and Glenn at the marina? Yeah, they are doing the usual Friday Tesla Docking Station

by Fullgae September 12, 2025

Docking in the Woods

When two guys with the same have a good time away from their girlfriends, fiances, or wives.

Sorry, Johnson and I are going to be docking in the woods, wish we could make it.

by phil endicott May 23, 2020

Dock Ho’s

Moderately attractive to average women who congrate on the marina docs in hopes of receiving a free ride on some douche bag’s boat. Most often found in the northern Great Lakes, the Macomb County shorelines and the Chicago area, they tend to act interested in the prospect of sex only to gain access to the boat. Once sail has been set, they drink all your booze and refuse to fuck you.

Scott: DAVE, THESE DUMBASS DOCK HO’S JUST DRANK YOUR LAST BEER!!!!

Dave: THATS IT. GET YOUR FUCKING TITS OUT, CUNTS ON OUR DICKS RIGHT NOW OR ELSE YOU ARE SWIMMING HOME.

by Mega Hemroids November 4, 2020

phantom docking

when a male has sex with a transgender male, and the males dick is where the other males dick would be if he still had it.

"idk man, i knew he had the surgery and all. but it still felt like his dick was still there. almost like i was phantom docking him"

by blueballsandstickyfingers October 23, 2018