Someone who is constantly leaving out attachments when sending e-mails, has Attachment Deficit Disorder (A.D.D.). (Similar to Attention Deficit Disorder, but with attachment's).
Mike: email RE: You gotta see this wicked vid!!!
Jeff: opens blank email Huh? There's nothing here! That dudes got Attachment Deficit Disorder
Jeff: opens blank email Huh? There's nothing here! That dudes got Attachment Deficit Disorder
by kishmich October 8, 2008
Get the Attachment Deficit Disorder mug.Online disorder in which a person posting comments, blogging, chatting, or otherwise electronically communicating, especially while under anonymous screen names, becomes someone and/or something they are not.
(Not to be confused with Online Multiple Personality Disorder (OMPD)
(Not to be confused with Online Multiple Personality Disorder (OMPD)
Gladys, who in reality is 500 lbs overweight, toothless, and full of acne, posts something like:
"I"m 5 foot 2, petite, HOT and have 4 Masters Degrees in Hospitality and Tourism."
No, Gladys has Online Personality Disorder (OPD)
"I"m 5 foot 2, petite, HOT and have 4 Masters Degrees in Hospitality and Tourism."
No, Gladys has Online Personality Disorder (OPD)
by JayyTheOrc January 4, 2009
Get the Online Personality Disorder (OPD) mug.Abbreviated with the acronym JMD, it is a mental state of being when one hears a song and devolops a liking for it, but abruptly changes their feelings about the song upon hearing the name of the artist or group who preforms the song. Getting it's name originally from the reaction by people first listening to the songs produced by artst John Mayer, but has and can be used for other groups and artists.
Jen: Hey, I like this song! Who sings this?
Sara: Lady Antebellum.
Jen: Oh. Turn it off.
Sara: I thought you liked it?
Jen: I can't now, it's classic John Mayer Disorder.
Sara: Lady Antebellum.
Jen: Oh. Turn it off.
Sara: I thought you liked it?
Jen: I can't now, it's classic John Mayer Disorder.
by littlebrownlab April 28, 2011
Get the John Mayer Disorder mug.When the leader of a punk group (the Alpha_Punk) denies that pot is addictive and tells everyone who questions him that he can stop at any time but does not want to. He then cites several studies which backs up his statements.
I'm not addicted, I just like to smoke pot everyday to calm me down. Even the Obama administration agrees with me that pot addiction disorder is a myth!
by ukdkbr August 11, 2010
Get the pot addiction disorder mug.when you stop all types of excercising. the result is a lazy slob that lays either on the couch or you lie in your bed all day. eating, facebook, and playing pokerstars.com is your only sorce of the outside world. This disorder also involves you staying up to the wee hours in the morning and skipping your college classes because your fat and lazy with and enlarging ass. Riggenberg disorder often comes with weight gain.
by vincent2883 December 16, 2008
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that is inaccessible or at a inappropriate
Time.
2 makes frequent visits to www.tastespotting.com daily.
3 can't sleep do to food craving that lead to google image searches.
If one or all of the above occur : you should seek help or
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that is inaccessible or at a inappropriate
Time.
2 makes frequent visits to www.tastespotting.com daily.
3 can't sleep do to food craving that lead to google image searches.
If one or all of the above occur : you should seek help or
Get the tastespotting app on the iPhone!
by Ashy g February 14, 2012
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