ding dong cheese

Fromunder cheese

She smells like Ding dong cheese.
He smells like Ding dong cheese.
It smells like Ding dong cheese.

by Ding__dong June 29, 2022

Ding Dong Dick

When you ring a random person's doorbell, flash them, and run away very fast afterwards

"911 what's your emergency?"
"Somebody just ding dong dicked me"
"Ma'am, this line is for emergencies only"

*line disconnects*

by Badass Honeybadger February 18, 2022

Ding dong fucker

Someone who is only interested in hooking up with someone and then not talking to them again. Similar to how children will ding dong ditch at house doors.

Sarah: Has Travis talked to you since you guys hooked up last month?
Jane: No. Hes just a ding dong fucker.

by Pretty_lil_kitty February 17, 2019

Spacalaca ding dong

A fucking stupid person

Billy:"Jimmy you are such a spacalaca ding dong"
Jimmy:"i know i know"

by Sexi_mexi18 March 7, 2017

ding dang diggy

A redneck call of celebration to anything exciting. Particluarly popular amongst the river folk down in Aintry, Georgia (as depicted in the film "Deliverance"), the phrase is commonly used to cheer on some piggie-squeelin', cornhole action with an unsuspecting canoeist.

Cletus: You ready to squeel like a pig boy?
Jed: Ding dang diggy!!
Ned (piggy): Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

by RQ99 August 7, 2006

ding dong ditch

1. A group of fuckery teens rings someones doorbell for shits and giggles and then runs away in hopes of giggles, adrenaline, and entertainment.
2. When you realize the person you've been having sex with lately is a fuckwit, fuckboy, fuck tard or any/all of the above, therefore you determine to abort the mission of having sex with them in the future.

At all stages in life one must consider playing ding dong ditch.

by PineappleJuice March 20, 2015

little ding dong

small dick

he has a little ding dong

by cybernight July 22, 2017