by Ghostmobb May 31, 2024
Get the Diego mug.If you’ve EVER met a Mexican; chances are, Diego is his cousin. Diego is that one bigger Mexican that sits in the corner of your Mexican Family reunion, and you lowkey feel bad for him because he’s chopped and chunky. In public, you smile at him because of how bad you feel for him, and you feel like you have to because his father is the wealthiest member of the family, so essentially, it’s a respect thing. Diego also has a white friend with him at all times, and you suspect he’s embarrassed of his own race; might even be bisexual.
Me: Wow! I saw Diego today.
You: Who’s that again?
Me: Our weird Cousin. The bigger one.
You: Awwwww; feel bad for the guy.
You: Who’s that again?
Me: Our weird Cousin. The bigger one.
You: Awwwww; feel bad for the guy.
by TheBeast is least September 18, 2025
Get the Diego mug.Diego (Definition #1)
a "Diego" is an oddly shaped creature with a cane-shaped build.
if you saw somebody with that same build, you'd go.
"Oh yeah, that person is a Diego!" or "Hey, that's my buddy with the fucked up posture! yeah, we call him Diego!"
Diego (definition #2)
A Diego is a person with a strange obsession with becoming a femboy, so obsessed that if you were to encounter them, you'd see them in their usual outfit of pink thigh-high socks, belt-sized pink micro/mini skirt, a t-shirt with the words "Daddy's good little boy", and last but not least, paired with his favorite cat ears and tail!
a "Diego" is an oddly shaped creature with a cane-shaped build.
if you saw somebody with that same build, you'd go.
"Oh yeah, that person is a Diego!" or "Hey, that's my buddy with the fucked up posture! yeah, we call him Diego!"
Diego (definition #2)
A Diego is a person with a strange obsession with becoming a femboy, so obsessed that if you were to encounter them, you'd see them in their usual outfit of pink thigh-high socks, belt-sized pink micro/mini skirt, a t-shirt with the words "Daddy's good little boy", and last but not least, paired with his favorite cat ears and tail!
if you saw somebody with that same build, you'd go.
"Oh yeah, that person is a Diego (cane) !" or "Hey, that's my buddy with the fucked up posture! yeah, we call him Diego! (cane) "
"Oh yeah, that person is a Diego (cane) !" or "Hey, that's my buddy with the fucked up posture! yeah, we call him Diego! (cane) "
by baddestofthemalldafaq March 23, 2025
Get the Diego (cane) mug.Diego belongs to Lorin and Lorin only. He lives, eats, and breathes for Lorin. He’lol do anything to make her happy. If he were to lose her he’d lose himself.
by I love Diego October 13, 2022
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The best guy yo can ever meet. If you meet a Diego never let him go because you can regret it. He is the best kisser ever and the best in sex. Almost all men named Diego are successful and rich.
by Oxnard November 22, 2021
Get the Diego mug.someone who is a major simp. Honestly, they don't know what boners are and they have had one before. The most innocent human being on this planet. cute diego.
Diego is a simp.
by ogeid10 November 15, 2021
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