diabolical lick simulator

Diabolical Lick Simulator is a upcoming game made by JesseFards and will release on July 1st 2023 for the SNext, also coming on Gamejolt, itch.io, Yeah I'm not sure about that. The game is being developed using the Scratch 3.0 engine, which is quite surprising for such a big game, But it's being developed anyway. The game consists of 3 main characters,
A 17 year old senior named Dude, a 15 year old Sophomore named Nerd, and a fucking emo bitch that is 16 years old, also a Junior, fuck him and Nerd, his name is Emo.
In genocide, Emo commits suicide and Nerd gets killed by Dude, but in pacifist,
Oh ho ho- No. Fuck it.
Dude and Nerd have sex. WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!? HOMOSEXUALITY!?!?!?!? NO!!!!
I WILL NOT PUT THIS SHIT IN MY FUCKING GAME!!!! IM GONNA HAVE TO FIGURE THIS OUT!!!! BLEHHH!!!!!
Ok Ok, I'll stop, That's all.

lets play diabolical lick simulator you stupid bitch, kys.

by JesseFards May 6, 2022

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Diabolo Day

DD Diabolo Day is May 22nd every year. this is the worst day of the year where all the bad and evil stuff is likely plan out or start to sprout from a seed after being nurture and frown upon for some time. this is the day all the curses thought of, and superstitions and everything that create bad luck. the day mirrors are made on but trust me...nothing is trace back to this day. its clever range through out time waiting for its chance to shine in its darkness. people thought making everyone stay home on this day would solve it but no that gave people too much time to think. this is also the day the prison system and slave system was made up . so now everyone who is a slave and prisoner lives a diabolo day forever planning evil because this evil was done to them even if they are freed and compensated. don't take back what was lost especially reputation and fame and glory. no remedy is known yet. the day Transylvania was built the birthplace of mad scientist. even people who try to bring dead people back to life and made what they call today zombies. Diabolo Day is DD or double D for short

its no safe way to deal with Diabolo Day.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 9, 2022

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Diabolki lovers

Diabolik Lovers (Japanese: ディアボリックラヴァーズ, Hepburn: Diaborikku Ravāzu) is a Japanese visual novel franchise by Rejet. Its first entry was released on October 11, 2012 for the PlayStation Portable system. Thus far, the franchise has released seven games with the first two having been remastered for the PlayStation Vita and released as "Limited V Editions". The seventh game was released in March 2019 playable on Nintendo Switch. The franchise has brought forth two 12-episode anime television adaptations by Zexcs, which aired from September 16, 2013 to December 9, 2013 and September 23, 2015 to December 9, 2015. The first series was followed by an OVA, which was included in Diabolik Lovers: Dark Fate on February 28, 2015. It has been made into various manga, anime, drama CDs, music CDs and fanbooks. Three well received stage plays also ran in August 2015, August 2016, and January 2018. The soundtrack was written and composed by Zackary Baker with help of competition winner Myah Eketone, age 13 when the second season of the anime series was produced.

Girl (AKA me) : I love diabolki lovers
Anyone sane: so your a masocist?

by Ventis pale simp May 14, 2022

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Diabetes

Jason derulo

Hey what’s the definition of diabetes

Me: just look up Jason derulo on TikTok and you’ll find out

by Lilyisajoke May 16, 2022

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Diabetes

Diabetes is an allergy to grass . This allergy can develop later in life but is usually present at birth.Studies have shown that diabetes is most commonly found in those who express traits of narcissism.Scientists have not found the connection (if any) between diabetes and narcissistic personality disorder.

“If someone has inflammation on their skin caused by an allergy, it might also be present in the brain. On the other side of the coin, it’s possible that the stress of an allergic condition worsens psychiatric symptoms that already exist. The relationship is likely to be a complex two-way street. “

-excerpt from an article written by Tim Newman

**diabetics should avoid triggers such as mowing grass **

Chad- “Hey man your yard is looking like a jungle. Why haven’t you mowed your grass?”

Diabetic- “ You KNOW I have diabetes Chad. How can you say something so insensitive?”

by AVeryCheekyBoy May 20, 2022

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