Crystal Glen is when a man lets his cum harden on a woman's chest after morning sex leaving crystals of seman
Man I gave my girl a good Crystal Glen this morning she has no appreciation of the things I do for her.
by TroubledMD December 11, 2024

Oh, you know what they are.
by Sneaky Effer August 11, 2025

Beautiful, smart, funny, caring, has huge heart and boobs.. luvs to make other happy.. will always be there for her family and friends.. luvs to party!.. very honest.. open minded.. very sexual..slightly mental ..
by Crazycrystal5 May 19, 2023

Crystal light is the process of taking crystal light and shoving it inside of your asshole. Then you start creaming out of your butthole and the cream is flavored and you start boxing it up and shipping it out to people labeled as flavored whipped cream.
by Yahoones February 13, 2023

by JKk070708 June 10, 2014

A very fine looking person who's short who doesn't know how who's always been there for me even tho I ghosted her for few times already.
by Unknownriprettyhuman March 4, 2023

by that really stupid guy September 5, 2020
