free ice cream

ice cream given by a creeper who is most likely a murderer rapist who will hunt you down and kill you because free ice cream is non-existent and you will pay. Sooner or later...

"OH MY GOSH, he gave me free ice cream!"

"No Hannah.... You will pay... Sooner or later..."

by realeyesrealizereallies July 8, 2014

Ice Cream Bars

My life.

Friend: I hate ice cream bars
Me: PERISH YOU @^$^#%#$ @%#%# *#^#@# ^#%@^$

by Blueberie January 4, 2024

Jewish ice cream slab

When the holocaust Jewish people where melted with gas and their skin turned to jelly and froze in the cold times as blocks

They found so many Jewish ice cream slabs in the winter of 1945 in Germany

by Bumbutter69 August 8, 2021

Dipped Ice Cream Cone

The act of getting a blowjob seconds after giving anal.

I know some girl that will give you a dipped ice cream cone for the small 50.

by Keemmcmeme April 4, 2022

whole ice cream tub

whole ice cream tub......a personal problem that will require attention and indulgence

counsellor: man that's some girlfriend/boyfriend problem...that's a whole ice cream tub

by Joneeko March 16, 2020

Pistachio Ice cream

if you eat this you're insane.

go get clinical help, a therapist, psychiatrist, talk to a homeless man.

"Yah my favorite flavor is Pistachio Ice cream."

by anonymous May 24, 2021

ice cream Sunday

The little cups of frozen treat that they serve you in church as a bribe for showing up and enduring the boring sermon.

If a church sermon is intended to be enjoyed instead of endured, how come the only part of it that I get any pleasure out of is the ice cream Sunday at the end?? Plus they only give everyone such a tiny portion, with no extra scoops/helpings as a reward if you managed not to squirm or whimper! Why, for as much agony as I went though to sit on that hard wooden seat and suffer through an hour and a half of hypocritical lecturing , they should give me a while BOWL of ice cream!

by QuacksO June 16, 2018