wild parties thrown in The Valley (the san fernando valley, 818, l.a.) by white suburban kids who like to get crunked.
by jordizzzle June 11, 2006
Get the crunk festmug. crunk juice; n. A refreshment much like Red Bull created by Lil Jon & The East Side Boyz, consisting of soda pop, horny goat weed, and lots of sugar. Generally drank by people who want to get hyper & crunk, desiring the feeling of being crazy & drunk.
Yo man, Ima drink dis crunk juice 'for I go to da party, is go'n be so crunk!
Dat crunk juice make you feel so horny!
Dat crunk juice make you feel so horny!
by janey April 10, 2005
Get the crunk juicemug. by CK May 13, 2005
Get the crunk juicemug. A term applied to a Spring Breaker by a fellow Spring Breaker, under the heavy influence of rum and vodka. Funny at the time as a joke, the term is often taken a bit too seriously by individuals who still use it to insult the Spring Breaker in question 12 months later.
Generally speaking, the person dubbed "King of Crunk" does not actually believe he can drink more than anyone else, although he admittedly is attracted to middle school girls. Moreover, the person jokingly dubbed King of Crunk will often sit and ponder why individuals spend Thursday evenings dwelling on Spring Break rather than going out and--yes--getting crunked.
Generally speaking, the person dubbed "King of Crunk" does not actually believe he can drink more than anyone else, although he admittedly is attracted to middle school girls. Moreover, the person jokingly dubbed King of Crunk will often sit and ponder why individuals spend Thursday evenings dwelling on Spring Break rather than going out and--yes--getting crunked.
Last night I stayed in and thought about the ridiculousness of the term "King of Crunk" instead of doing something productive.
by Funniness wearing off. April 15, 2005
Get the king of crunkmug. by Bigidy-billdog May 5, 2006
Get the crunk squaredmug. by your mum is fat August 13, 2008
Get the crunk maggotmug. by Hyper Girl January 21, 2005
Get the Crunk! Juicemug.