sweaty cowboy

A cocktail made up of rum, tequila, spoiled milk, and peanut butter "sweat" (the liquid layer created when peanut butter sits outside for too long)

Jim lost a bet and now he has to chug a sweaty cowboy

by LeakingAirCompressor December 16, 2017

Cowboy balls

When your testicle's become stretched after years of hitting the saddle.

I can't nude hike anymore because my cowboy balls seem to attract briars.

by Ellio's Pizza January 4, 2017

Cowboy Costume

An overpriced, massive, and gaudy pickup truck that is most often never used for any actual work by it's owner.

Dave: "Yeah, I just recently bought this Ford F-450 Platinum Mega-Hyper Deluxe Freedom Cheeseburger Edition for only $79,999.99 and got a 15-inch lift kit with some sick rims."
Jim: "That's a very nice cowboy costume Dave."

by E bough January 21, 2023

SD Cowboy

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"The dude at Subway was such a little SD Cowboy"

by therealdjtron May 13, 2009

cowboy hunter

A nasty kid who likes older black women. He breaks peoples pencils and bruises their ankles.

Cowboy Hunter and his black lover will be together forever! #yeeyee

by Michael😄 June 16, 2016

Dallas Cowboys

An NFL team with morons as fans. Owned by Tales from the crypt keeper Jerry Jones. Fan base that talks about the glory years and keeps saying stupid phrases like How bout them cowboys or we dem Boys. Might actually be a cult of homosexuals. They’ve practiced their cult rituals since 1960. They claim to be America’s team but America would like to trade them for any of the Canadian football league teams.

The Dallas Cowboys have yet to win another super bowl and it’s 2095. Celebrating the 100 year anniversary of the glory years

by Cowboys SUX November 23, 2021

Go cowboys!

An answer to anything. No matter what context, no matter what question. But most importantly, it’s the answer to questions that don’t matter.

Frank: How do you feel about Joe Biden being president Gary?
Gary: Go Cowboys!

by Thatplayer58 January 20, 2021