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cotton candy flavored lung cancer

Joe how's that cotton candy flavored lung cancer?
Man this pod is so fucking good man, want a hit?
nah lung cancer ain't for me bro
by BeatMeatRepeat December 13, 2021
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Cotton Cooch

The state of having a tampon stuck in your vagina canal because it is too dry.
“Yo what took you so long in the bathroom?”
I cant get my tampon out. I think I have cotton cooch”
by Kittyqueen123 January 28, 2022
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Cotton mouthed Carl

When a stoner won't stop complaining about having cotton mouth after smoking.
"Man shut the fuck up about your cotton mouth"

"But it's like someone shoved cotton balls in my mouth"

"Don't be such a Cotton mouthed Carl"
by Spootybeaver113 November 2, 2012
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Slimey Cotton Janking

When a male takes his own or someone else's feces and smushes it between two pillows and proceeds to fuck the crevice between the two pillows where the smushed feces is spread properly. The feces provides the erect male with warmth and mild lubrication so the pillows will not chafe the skin on the penis. In some cultures it is acceptable for the sole participant in this activity to ingest the remains of the feces and whatever other material may have entered the space between the two pillows.
Oh my God! That shit was the perfect consistency. I haven't had a slimey cotton janking like THAT in ages!!
by Goooooober May 9, 2016
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cotton-headed ninny-muggins

A term used for a lazy person who procrastinates everything
"I'm a cotton-headed ninny-muggins papa elf"
by black blue an March 10, 2022
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Cotton Blast

When you ejaculate on a cotton pad and someone else applies it to their face.
I frequently cotton blast, that's why I look so young.
by Rob Burry June 28, 2024
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