by Excelsior von hemogloben October 17, 2011

Insert your flaccid cock into one end of a 'Smartie' tube. Get your partner to tickle your ballsack and watch in wonder as your dick gets hard then bursts the 'Smartie' tube apart. A bit like Dr David Banner getting angry! For added effect, paint your knob green before insertion.
COMMENTATOR: "So, after 120 minutes of the FA Cup final, the score is Liverpool 3 Everton 3! History is about to be made! This is the first final is to be decided, not by the usual penalty shoot-out, but by both team captains Cock Hulking a Smartie tube. The first to burst wins! Back to the action!"
REFEREE: "Mr Neville......Ready? (Phil nods), Mr Gerrard........Ready? (Stevie nods) Ticklers.....Ready? (Distin and Suarez both nod) FWEEEEEEEEEEET
REFEREE: "Mr Neville......Ready? (Phil nods), Mr Gerrard........Ready? (Stevie nods) Ticklers.....Ready? (Distin and Suarez both nod) FWEEEEEEEEEEET
by Chimping Champ August 31, 2012

by The Handy Man February 15, 2010

Jim- "Did you see Jeff Davis in the men's restroom?"
Dwayne- "yes, he was cock scoping every dick in the room"
Dwayne- "yes, he was cock scoping every dick in the room"
by Davisistheman November 13, 2009

by YaBoiMike June 8, 2017

"Are you saying we'll get this return on the investment. Are you prepared to put your cock-on-the-block here?"
by hicksandhudson September 16, 2014

A fat, strong, juicy looking cock.
A dick that is' 'ripped' and veiny. Can hold a girl of any weight because its strong like superman.
A dick that is' 'ripped' and veiny. Can hold a girl of any weight because its strong like superman.
by Kim Barnett June 23, 2013
