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Taiwanese chopsticks

In this act, you need 3 men in particular naked and extremely horny .This act consist of getting two metal chopsticks and shoving them down a man’s penis hole and then pulling them apart, splitting the man’s penis across the middle and then the other guy cums in the hole and then bleeds in it and then the third guy shoves the chopsticks as far down as he can.
Dude last night me and my friends where bored so we played taiwanese chopsticks
by Nigga shit balls May 24, 2024
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Small Chops

1. A Nigerian snack made of pastries and small cutlets of varying meats

2. Someone with a petite and slender frame
I would love some small chops for a snack

Look at those small chops over there, I wouldn't mind a bite
by Dr Tard August 9, 2025
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Coño chops

First used by 2 immature English lads in Tenerife circa 1997.

Used as a humorous greeting and always said with a Spanish accent. Can be interspersed with random Spanish words such as Champiñones or Fritas when spoken to by a native and no idea what to reply.

Translates at Cunt Chops or Fanny Face.
Hola coño chops.

Eeeeeehhhhhh coño chops.

Uno cerveza coño chops.
by Jon no H January 3, 2026
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Poking the Pork Chops

Bouncing off of a girl's (or guy's, whatever you're into) ass as you have sex with them from behind. Whether it's anal or vaginal intercourse is completely irrelevant.
"So what did you do last night, dude?"
"Oh you know, just hung out with Stacy's mom and was poking the pork chops."
by A_sphincter_says_what August 11, 2013
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she got chops

one who is blessed gracefully from the heavens above in the butt region or hips.
damn little shawty over there she got chops cooking.

when she walk them chops clap, SHE GOT CHOPS!
by A.Fizzle December 22, 2013
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Freezing me chops off

feeling really cold. Needing to get warm. At wits end with how cold you are feeling. Aussie slang
Bob said to Harry whilst they were making a fire in the cold mountain terrain "geez Harry I'm freezing me chops off"
by empresshearts June 3, 2016
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give him his chops

Give somebody due credit for something.
He did a great job, I 'll give him his chops.
by Kalbarrilover November 6, 2017
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