choke job

when a woman is giving fellatio, the man makes the woman "choke" on his member.

Damn man, I knew I was big, but I didn't think I'd be able to give Cindy Wallace a choke job!

by jon rucini November 10, 2007

Choke Artist

Boston Redsox

The Boston Redsox have to be the biggest choke artist in the 21 century after their performance against the Yankees

by daveoooooo September 23, 2012

Shorie Chokehold

The typical excuse that a male uses when he's unable to attend a male-oriented social function (e.g., poker, drinking, NFL Sunday, etc.). It refers to his girlfriend's/fiancé's/wife's stranglehold on his manhood, leaving him unable to decide for himself when it comes to anything in life.

Bob: Hey, Timmy! You playin' Texas Hold'em tonight with the guys?

Timmy: Sorry, Bob, my wife's got the ol' Shorie Chokehold on my junk. She wants me to be well rested tonight so that I'm totally focused on helping her practice her breathing at our lamaze class tomorrow.

Bob: Damn, Shorie Chokehold's a killer! Well, maybe next week, ya douchebag!

by DCJoey November 10, 2009

Chooky

`Chooky`means ` Duke of`; `Embra` means Edinburgh and the combination was, definitively,the way Glasgow people referred to the Duke of Edinburgh ie Chooky Embra. I suppose `Chooky ` might have come to mean a person from Edinburgh but, if so, it has been manufactured just as ` Weegie ` was to describe a Glaswegian.

The Chooky Embra is 96 years old..

by Urban Jungle Jim January 23, 2019

choke-a-nuts

Women's breasts that are large and pop out of the top of their bras nearly enough to choke them.

"Did you see that Baywatch episode where Pam was running down the beach and nearly knocked herself down with her choke-a-nuts?"

by cmskellington July 19, 2006

Choken

Meaning plentiful; a lot, abundant, a large supply of something.

Have you see how much gas cost latley?
Yeah dude, thats seriously choken. Now that is why I ride my bike, shoots.

by Sponger June 25, 2008

Choke me like you hate me but you love me lowkey wanna speedrun with me ;) ?

Best pickup line ever in the smp

Choke me like you hate me but you love me lowkey wanna speedrun with me ;) ? Is like a pickup meant as a joke i made And also for the people who knows wherebit came from

by Big beans the jeans January 26, 2021