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New Canaan

ways we can tell that "Punk" is from Norwalk...
1. This person can't spell words like "fund raisers" or "benefit"
2."Punk" has to make fun of the fact that our homes our expensive. But he did'nt mention that our home are about 6 times the size of his house.

So "Punk" why dont you log off your windows 95 computer, and come over to my 3 million dollar house and pull my fucking weeds, you poor piece of shit.
Kids from Norwalk should be banned from using this site.
by Brendan Mceneany April 13, 2005
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La Canada

the n should have a tilde... la cuh-NYAH-duh.

the little suburb that could,
and would create homogenous people
who think, act and look alike...

squashing the bulk of real creativity...
yuck

predominantly white, but significant asian minority esp. korean and then chinese.

but at the same time a safe pleasantville

where memories are made in a bubble

we have a "good educational system"
La Canada? Where's that?
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Canada's History

A magazine formerly known as "The Beaver" best known for its explicit images of maple syrup enemas. Commonly confused with a sex act involving insertion of the Stanley cup with the aid of maple syrup as lubricant.
Damn man, I can't even jack off to Canada's History. It's just sick.
by AKpseudopsychos February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

To perform a proper Canada's History, you will need one each of the following: balloon, gerbil, Canadian transvestite, hockey stick, maple leaf, (2) homosexual males, wide mouthed maple
syrup bottle (half full), large funnel and family sized tub of Vaseline.

Engage in vaginal sex with the transvestite using the hockey stick (with whichever end floats your boat) hard enough to induce vaginal flatulence (queef) and using your mouth, capture these "queefs" and transfer them to the balloon until it is softball sized. Using the funnel and as much Vaseline as necessary (read: possible) insert the gerbil and balloon, in that order, into Homosexual A's ass. Have homosexual B (to prevent a Hate Crime) strike Homosexual A in the lower abdomen with the hockey stick with sufficient force to puncture the balloon causing the keistered gerbil to asphyxiate on the contents of that balloon.

Excrete the contents of Homosexual A's rectum onto the maple leaf. Discard the punctured balloon. Wrap the gerbil securely in the maple leaf and deposit into the half full, wide mouthed maple syrup jar. Let stand 4-6 hours, serve warm over pancakes.
The Canadian equivalent to a Waffle House has a suspicious, indescript building behind it offering a free Canada's History with the purchase of any Canadian national culture magazine.
by hatchet_comedy February 13, 2010
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canadas history

the act of two consenting adults defecating in eachothers respective anus for sexual gratification
After some forplay, we totally gave eachother some canadas history.
by scubaprezident February 4, 2010
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cacabarn

an excalamtion derived from the words caca (doodies) and barn.
Can also be used as a nickname. Not related to the literal meaning.
On a roller coaster
"CACABARNNNN!!!!!!!!!!"

"hey, cacabarn, how's it goin? Dude, I did not steal your bubblegum, will you just let it go already?"
by Julia Marino May 17, 2006
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Canada's History

1. American slang referring to the most vile sex act imaginable.

2. A Canadian magazine formerly known as: "The Beaver," Canada's oldest pornographic magazine which is now being made even pornier by having its name changed to: "Canada's History."

3. A canadian pornographic magazine used to promote a sex act involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the stanley cup.
Stephen Colbert made Canada's History with that unsuspecting intern.
by TheHappyIntern February 5, 2010
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