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Canada's History

according to Stephen Colbert, "A depraved American sexual act involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup"
Man, I just did Canada's History on your mom, and she loved it!
by TheBeaver. February 5, 2010
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Canada Fresh

A mixture of vodka and Ginger Ale that creates a fresh taste and makes it easy to take down
wow this Canada Fresh is so easy to drink I can't even taste it
by jwill55 July 1, 2014
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spicy canada

by Zendejas rat April 16, 2020
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The Canada Goose

The act of inserting wonder bread with the force of the thumb into the rectum of a female participant, followed by the act of retrieval using all 5 fingers in a pecking motion.
Man, can I borrow your nail clippers, I can’t get rid of all the shit under my fingernails after The Canada Goose with my girlfriend last night.
by Thecanadiangooser October 17, 2020
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north canada

The US is located in North Canada.
by ForkForkFork September 26, 2018
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Noah Canada

A person with a whole lotta freedom in his stomach, and enjoys doing the truffle shuffle with a big coke and some nacho cheese Doritos.
“Dang that Noah Canada guy is really funny
by DrewCRZYYYYY April 21, 2023
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Matt Canada

He is the most mentally deficient offensive coordinator of all time. They are wasting so much young talent on the best team in the league, the Pittsburgh Steelers. Could be used to call someone stupid in a very offensive way.
"You are acting like Matt Canada right now"
"YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW YOU SON OF A BITCH"
by MattCanada hater 69420 October 3, 2023
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