Cracker Barrel 

A better way to say you want to kill yourself

I’m going to Cracker Barrel when I get home

Cracker Barrel by Hobbybiggins May 11, 2018

Cracker Smacker 

The act of a black person beating up a white person.

Damn homie, Jamal really put a cracker smacker on that cashier at Baskin Robbins.

Cracker Smacker by Murphy Llama January 17, 2004

Cracker Barrel 

Its when you kneel next to the bed while you eat out a girl and you put your hands under her knees and rock her back and forth like a rocking chair so your tongue goes from vagina to ass and everything in between.

Last night he gave her the cracker barrel until her whole body was shaking

Cracker Barrel by DJL32304 November 19, 2011

Cracker test 

n.
1. measure by which you decide if someone is worth keeping around, usually referring to physical attractiveness/hotness.
2. Would you kick this person out for eating crackers in bed?

Girl 1: So, how was it? Is he hot?
Girl 2: Well, he definitely passed the cracker test.
Girl 1: What do you mean?
Girl 2: I wouldn't kick him out of bed for eating crackers.

Cracker test by LGJP August 3, 2006

cracker black

Ese that is white, but macks so much that he is literally black. A reverse oreo. White chocolate.

Man that white cracker over there got serious game. That's one cracker black, nigga.

cracker black by White Ninja June 25, 2006

cracker bitch 

What the brothers call the bitch in a honkey crew.

"Look at that cracker bitch geekin on the pipe!"

cracker bitch by them bonez January 7, 2009

cracker crazy 

When a White person goes ballistic on somebody's ass.

Can also be used to describe a red neck knife fight.

Person 1: Did you like Black Swan?
Person 2: NO! Natalie Portman went cracker crazy on herself!!!!

cracker crazy by crunktown January 22, 2011