Missile Cowboy

When a person knows of their unavoidable imminent death. They do something outlandish in the final moments before their departure. Ref. Dr Strangelove of the cowboy riding the bike to his death hooting and hollering.

If Yellowstone blows like they say. I'm going to Missile Cowboy outta this world.

by Motieman June 2, 2021

cowboy Bauer

Cowboy Bauer is a god of a man. He plays all the instruments but is also the biggest Chad in the world. He has a smug smile that you can see from miles away.

Bro its cowboy Bauer.

by Zwordkilla June 8, 2021

Dallas Cowboys

Worst team in NFL. Supposedly "America's Team" even tho they ain't won shit since the 90s. Fans will tell you they will win the Superbowl every year and they always end up going 8-8.

Yo, you see the Dallas Cowboys last night? Man they're so trash bro.

by L195 June 10, 2021

Dallas Cowboys

An NFL team with morons as fans. Owned by Tales from the crypt keeper Jerry Jones. Fan base that talks about the glory years and keeps saying stupid phrases like How bout them cowboys or we dem Boys. Might actually be a cult of homosexuals. They’ve practiced their cult rituals since 1960. They claim to be America’s team but America would like to trade them for any of the Canadian football league teams.

The Dallas Cowboys have yet to win another super bowl and it’s 2095. Celebrating the 100 year anniversary of the glory years

by Cowboys SUX November 23, 2021

Zbrush Cowboy

An artist who is only proficient in Zbrush and often Keyshot. While their art is amazing on its own, it isn't useful beyond concept work.

These people aren't true 3d artists. They lack the sufficient knowledge to bring an asset through the entirety of the 3D pipleline. But to the layperson what it looks like they are doing is incredible. They are cringe.

"Have you seen Jim's work? It's insanely good!"
"yeah but have you tried working with the guy? he doesn't actually know anything, he's a total zbrush cowboy"

by Big Dave 3D March 18, 2023

Cowboy beans

Hemorrhoids caused by the inevitable homosexual relations between male cowboys out on the range.

I gotta get off this horse, my cowboy beans are killing me.

by Chief Maizholington January 18, 2023

Cowboy Costume

An overpriced, massive, and gaudy pickup truck that is most often never used for any actual work by it's owner.

Dave: "Yeah, I just recently bought this Ford F-450 Platinum Mega-Hyper Deluxe Freedom Cheeseburger Edition for only $79,999.99 and got a 15-inch lift kit with some sick rims."
Jim: "That's a very nice cowboy costume Dave."

by E bough January 21, 2023