When your living situation is uncomfortable so you buy snacks to keep in your closet to avoid seeing family members or roommates in high tensions
by Merpderp1555 December 11, 2024
Get the Closet snacks mug.Closet diddler. Someone who diddles kids on the dl but pretends to be anti chomo and takes an extreme stance against chomos
Example: "Did you hear Ron Mckinney from Park Hills Missouri is a closet Diddler?"
Example: "I thought Ron hated chomos, turns out he was just a Closet Diddler"
Example: "I thought Ron hated chomos, turns out he was just a Closet Diddler"
by GetDashedBro January 14, 2025
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Closet riddler. Someone who riddles kids on the dl but pretends to be anti chomo and takes an extreme stance against chomos
Example- "Did you hear Ron Mckinney from Park Hills MO is a Closet Diddler?"
Example- "Damn bro, I thought Ron was for the kids not in them"
Example- "Damn bro, I thought Ron was for the kids not in them"
by GetDashedBro January 14, 2025
Get the Closet Diddler mug.the act of waiting in a room closet with a mask at a house party while edging till 2 people use the room for intercourse then when the 2 occupants are about to finish you run out of the closet ejaculating onto said occupants yelling the word closet snipe
Occupant 1 : Did that guy just end up closet sniping us..?!?!
Occupant 2 : OMG he did i feel the cum on me.!!
Occupant 2 : OMG he did i feel the cum on me.!!
by 4Kyaro January 24, 2025
Get the closet sniping mug.is a type of person who uses unfair advantage in games and try avoid getting banned by acting like he is extremely good and he i legit person
simple context: "player who trys hide cheat to get banned"
they are most common are in FPS (first person shooting), PVP(players vs player) and etc.
simple context: "player who trys hide cheat to get banned"
they are most common are in FPS (first person shooting), PVP(players vs player) and etc.
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player2 had doube jump in minecraft
player1> "how did you climb 2 blocks high?"
player2>"uhhhh"
player1>"/ban player2 for closet cheating"
player2 had doube jump in minecraft
player1> "how did you climb 2 blocks high?"
player2>"uhhhh"
player1>"/ban player2 for closet cheating"
by LittleTimmy123 February 21, 2026
Get the Closet Cheating mug.Someone who cheats, but is too much of a pussy to do it obviously. They'll attempt to look legitimate, usually in avoidance of a ban. When accused, it's highly common that these guys will throw swears and slurs at you.
LegitPlayer01: Hey, your top player is a closet cheater.
N0TACHEATER: FUCK YOU MAN YOU FUCKING BITCH YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT WHORE
N0TACHEATER: FUCK YOU MAN YOU FUCKING BITCH YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT WHORE
by WMGXX March 25, 2025
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