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Mississippi Clip-On

A sexual act where a man performs sex with a condom on, ejaculates into the condom, and tapes the used condom on the throat of his woman looking like a clip on tie.
I can't believe that guy I hooked up with the other night gave me a Mississippi Clip-on, what an asshole.
by USCREAMman April 2, 2011
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Chipsy

When you are tipsy and start to eat chips.
Tom was so chipsy the other night he started eating a bag of cheeseburger doritos.
by larl kindberg June 9, 2011
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fish and chips

When a woman's vagina smells like an sea creature and a man, who is turned on by this foul odor, takes a potato chip, preferably Lay's brand, and dips this into the vagina, stimulating the woman's clitoris. When the woman has orgasmed, the man takes the now soggy potato chip out of the vagina and eats it, signifying the conquering of the woman. In the mid-1500's, kings of England would use this technique to make a female "their bitch". However, they used a chicken wing and the procedure was much more painful for the woman.
"There was a midnight buffet of fish and chips last night."
by dgro September 21, 2006
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Cum Chips

Ejaculating onto a plate, then placing the place outside in the sun until it dries out. When dry, peel off and eat.
Sandy said the cum chips were surprisingly crunchy and salty.
by Honeylocs May 26, 2008
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You Ain't All That in a bag of potato chips!

Something you say when someone is boasting/threatening you and is acting like a bastard. It can also be used as a joke. It's pretty rude, and is also a quote from Austin Powers, so you can follow it up with something really dumb to say and everyone will think you're REAL funny.
Dr Evil- You Ain't all that in a bag of potato chips!
President of USA- What??
Dr Evil- Don't go there girlfriend *click* Mm Hmm!
Scotty-Dumbass!
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Soda and Chips

If you're in South Beach Miami, yell this out on Washington Ave. and you're gauranteed to have a pleasant night. Watch for po-po.
"Soda and chiips...half off!"
by Stephan Vermani May 21, 2003
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Clipped

Removing a friend on Facebook and from communication in the real world.
"That bitch is pissin' me off! She's 'bout to get clipped!
by thenupianomann December 27, 2011
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