clean stoner 

Basically the person who gives off stoner energy without ever smoking pot.

Or the person who always announces themselves as such so they aren’t pressured into getting high.

Example 1
Man 1: (laughing hysterically*)
Man 2: Bro did you smoke?
Man 1: NOPE! (wheezes and falls*)

Example 2
Man 1: You want some?
Man 2: Nah I’m good, I’m a clean stoner..
Man 3: Why do I ever bring you out?

clean stoner by QzandeenOFC August 2, 2021

Clean and jerk 

Self-pleasuring in the shower.

-Do you need some time to yourself before we go?
-Nah, I got a clean and jerk in earlier.

Clean and jerk by tch0rtle August 11, 2021

Clean Nickname

A nickname that doesn't contain any special symbols or additional numbers to get a nickname that is already taken.
e.g. Steve

CoolGuy1212324: Damn dude, you got such a clean nickname!
Mousepad: Thank you.

Clean Nickname by x8c8r August 18, 2021

Clean linus 

A clean linus is when you clean your feet with green slime and then eat it

Yesterday i did a clean linus ! I feel so good now

Clean linus by Olomip September 12, 2021

Clean Kyra

A woman who shaves her friends vagina and scrubs it with borax before diving in.

Man that was a clean vagina after performing a clean Kyra on that muff.

Clean Kyra by Mr Muff Master September 14, 2021

Clean lad

The lad on board an Royal Navy T class submarine of the highest status with his daddylad. This lads been made a lad and has been gooched. However, some lads claim to be clean even though they are not - these lads yearn for a daddylad but are yet to be claimed as a lad.

Sailor A: Look at that clean lad over there shippers!

Sailor B: Blimey, he's been made a lad out of and gooched by the looks of it. I bet his daddylad is so very very proud, now get the wets in.

Sailor C: But look at that lad over there! He's strutting around pretending he's the shit but we all know he's not even been claimed yet.

Clean lad by Sticky_Green September 16, 2021

Clean lad

The lad on board an Royal Navy T class submarine of the highest status with his daddylad. This lads been made a lad and has been gooched. However, some lads claim to be clean even though they are not - these lads yearn for a daddylad but are yet to be claimed as a lad.

Sailor A: Look at that clean lad over there shippers!

Sailor B: Blimey, he's been made a lad out of and gooched by the looks of it. I bet his daddylad is so very very proud, now get the wets in.

Sailor C: But look at that lad over there! He's strutting around pretending he's the shit but we all know he's not even been claimed yet.

Clean lad by Sticky_Green September 16, 2021