King Candy

The greatest racer ever, also is actually Turbo.
(From Wreck-It Ralph)

"Haha! No, I'm King Candy!"

by Toonicling November 9, 2016

candy face

That face you make after ejaculating

Little Timmy's grandmother refuses to shake his hand after noticing Timmy's candy face

by frosty penguin March 8, 2016

bag candy

Small pieces of candy or pills that have been stored in some guys sweaty foreskin for consumption later.

hey who brought the valiums? Oh, Bob did. Be forewarned, it may taste funny. Its bag candy!

by TIMLOW July 24, 2019

Candy Dangler

One attracted to the under aged. A Peadophile.

'Haha look at your Dad's moustache, what an utter Candy Dangler'

by Skrabl August 2, 2019

Candy wall

And insult someone uses if they are insecure about their body to pick on others.

“Look at the candy wall”

by MmDonut May 16, 2018

snook candy

A generally used term used by anglers to describe a good and effective bait for catching snook.

Hey man i seen you bagging snook the other day what are you using for bait? "Oh just snook candy!"

by Richhomie twan February 10, 2020

purse candy

Hard candies that your grandma bought at Walgreen's in 1998 that are sitting in the bottom of her purse.

Grandma: Oh Matthew, you're getting cranky. Let grandma give you some purse candy to boost your blood sugar.

by @price5233 June 20, 2020