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burning porcelain

The unfortunate and uncomfortable aftermath of eating a large quantity of extremely hot food. The name comes from the burning sensation while you are sitting on the toilet (porcelain).
"Oh man I have been burning porcelain this morning. I should not have eaten all those buffalo wings last night!"
by Sue D. Nymme September 22, 2007
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Burn a Floater

To expend a single vacation day so that you may partake in illicit drug use from the comfort and privacy of your home.
After an exhausting week of back-to-back client meetings Dick could not wait to burn a floater on Friday.
by Chief Chester March 26, 2009
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The Burn Victim

In plastic surgery; name given to a style of facelift that people choose to have. Also known as "The Bruce Jenner".
"Hey Doc, I think I am gonna go with 'The Burn Victim' today."
by asshat47 April 3, 2009
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Tramp Burn

1. What happens when you're jumping on the trampoline and fall. This is very similar to rug burn, just you burn yourself on the trampoline.

2. Syphillis.
"Ouch, I have tramp burn!"

"Me too.. Its called syphillis."
by SmokyTheBear June 29, 2008
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burns mcgruff

A woman uncharacteristically hairy face particularly on the sides and chin imitating a billy goat
"Wow I can recommend a esthetician you some to be somewhat Burns McGruff"

"Oh she's a man beast her face is so Burns McGruff"

“Oh she’s so burns McGruff, I’d only fuck her with a bag on her head”
by Big Papa Pump 08 November 1, 2008
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Burning Blow

When you shove a penis so far down your throat, you can feel the stomach acid.
The tip of my dick is burned off now because she gave me a burning blow!
by Pablo Andreas May 17, 2013
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Banana Burn

When you take a bong rip after eating a banana, and a burning sensation occurs in the back of your throat.
Damn I really wanna smoke but I just ate a banana... goddamn banana burn...
by The Pussy Destroya January 22, 2014
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