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burger rage

When one becomes extremely angry and starts to assault the people working in various fast food establishments over a botched order. Vandalizing the establishment, yelling, throwing random objects around, and flapping ones arms wildly and in a threatening matter are some of the symptoms associated with burger rage. Burger rage has also been observed in fast food restaurants such as KFC, and various Mexican taco shops around the world even though they may not sell burgers.

The effect may be associated with the withdrawal one experiences from the various forms of preservatives and other chemicals contained within the food that replace neurotransmitters in the brain, which control mood and reasoning.
Fat fuck: I said I wanted a bacon cheese burger with extra clogger sauce!!!! This is low fat sauce!!!!!

Clerk: I'm sorry maam, but we ran out of clogger sauce.

Fat fuck: You ran out!! You ran out!! ARGhhhhhhh!!!!!! Motherfucker bitch you better give me some of the good stuff!!!!

Witness 1: Man that fat fuck has some serious burger rage!

Witness 2: Probably feinding her fix for the day. It will be on BoobTube by the end of the day.
by Alvarex March 24, 2011
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Heesh Burger

A Heesh Burger is an oversized area of upper pussy fat that hangs down to the knees. It's big, hot, steamy and good enough to eat.
I was driving down the street and saw this bitch at the bus stop with a huge heesh burger hanging out the bottom of her nightgown.
by Hiker4twenty November 16, 2011
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Burger Queer

After Burger Queen dropped that dumbass commercial about a burger you can fuck, we have been hard at work here at arbys headquaters making a burger you can fuck, then eat. Take that Burger Queer, I already fucked the burger we have in our commercials, and I came hard in that nigga. bum bum bum bum arbys we have the meat.
by Gorilla Tag Fella June 20, 2023
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Germ-Burger

When my nieces and nephew were little, I got sick every time I saw them because little kids are just germ-burgers, and I didn't have my own so had not built up immunity. One time I was talking to, and holding my two year old niece and she sneezed right into my mouth.
by JaneGordon.com March 25, 2023
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toilet burger

a burger that had been dunked in the toilet
vic: ok breakfast is ready!

joe: *eats all the pancakes*

vic:

joe:

joe 2:
vic: ok fine we’re having toilet burgers now *grabs burgers and dunks them in the toilet*
by drop of dawn & grease is gone December 3, 2018
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Lesbian Burger

When three lesbian immigrant women relocate to the U.S. early in their years in order to enter the porn industry.
Pornhub's stocks increases after the addition of Lesbian Burger to their categories.
by Rawr *Nuzzels you* October 17, 2018
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Goober Burger

Invented in Minnesota, it's basically just a hamburger with peanut butter on it. Also known as a "fat taxi driver with a Polish accent" if you happen to be a Jimmy Neutron fan
Waitress: Hello sir, would you like to try a Goober Burger?
Me: What's in it?
Waitress: Only our finest peanut butter
Me: .............WHAT KIND OF FAST FOOD SORCERY IS THAT!?
by Metallicajunkie October 1, 2018
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