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Coogans Bluff

When you are about to have sex with your girlfriend, when out of nowhere Clint Eastwood walks in and has his way with your chick. After he is done he gets up, dusts off his pants, and leaves while giving you a charming wink.
DUDE! I got the Coogans Bluff pulled on me last night. It wasn't cool.
by coogan crew May 2, 2006
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The Girlfriend Buff

When a League of Legends player is in a game with his girlfriend so they'll try their best to show off to her and win the game.
Faker has the girlfriend buff, he's gonna tryhard the flex game.
by PayaFromKonoha September 11, 2021
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Squeeze a nickel 'til the buffalo shits

Cheap sonofabitch. Will argue at length why s/he shouldn't have to pay for something. Mr. Pink from Resevoir Dogs. Often has few if any other friends because of reputation for cheapness. Frugal beyond practicality, cheap for its own sake.

The saying is in reference to an earlier version of the US Nickel, which had a picture of a buffalo on it. The phrase is sometimes updated as: "He'll squeeze a nickel till a booger flies out of Jefferson's nose."
"Fuckin' Randy! We all went to eat at Dennys and when the check came he paid with exact change and refused to throw in for the tip."

"Yeah, he'll squeeze a nickel 'til the buffalo shits. That's why I'm banging his girlfriend now."
by jcasetnl April 30, 2012
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Buffalos

Holy shit bro this club is filled with buffalos
by Shauny D May 19, 2011
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buffalo climax

Its when a guy is riding a girl doggy style then a guy comes up and rides him and they all three cum at the same time
At the end of the porn film, there was a buffalo climax when the second guy ram the first one in the rear
by don c III March 7, 2008
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Bluffin With My Muffin

To sexually tease a male with promises of getting laid with a female

flashing a vagina and saying "YOU WILL NEVER GET THIS!"
Lady Gaga's Poker Face

Girl: "heyyy im horny lets do it!"
Guy: "OMG YESS!!!"
Girl: "hahaha only bluffin with my muffin!"
Guy: "i hate you"
by London_Girl January 12, 2010
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Buffalo

Is a cesspool of a city located in Western New York that has long been a constant drain on New York State for decades. Forbes Magazine summed it best when they said “Buffalo has long been synonymous with city-in-decline” when they named Buffalo, which easily could be called Americas Calcutta, as one of “America’s Fastest-Dying City.” This city has little to offer unless you’re into vacant homes or you’re a fan of a losing NFL team. Then you have hit the jackpot as Buffalo’s vacant housing rate is the highest in New York and trails only Detroit and New Orleans.

The only thing that temporarily seems to stop Buffalo’s exploding population decline is that every September thousands of average students across New York come to Buffalo’s mediocre and irrelevant private and SUNY colleges and universities where most experience being a victim of crime for the first time.

Buffalo’s greatest claim to fame is the mixing some rancid disgusting sauce with fried fatty chicken wings. The popularity of this food is evident by the gigantic size of the population. Visiting any mall is like the running of the bulls in Pamplona as Buffalonians waddle and wheeze to the food court or Lane Bryant.

You will find one good thing about Buffalo. You will really appreciate what you have back at home once leave.
Sam: “I m driving from Toronto to New York; I have to go through Buffahole. Can I borrow your body armor?”

Derek: "Good luck, last time I drove through Buffalo I was carjacked"
by hotdiggity67 December 5, 2010
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