Brian Paddick is a Lib Dem politician and came 3rd in the running for London Mayor in 2008. He is a "proud homosexual" and is getting married to his gay Norweigian toyboy in January 2009. Often turns up at Gay Pride. Recently appeared on reality Tv show "I'm A Celebrity: Get Me Out Of Here!" Where he kicked Timmy Mallet's buttocks in a Bushtucker trial and was 6th to be evicted out of 12, and was in the final week.
Brian Paddick's that queer boy who gets his kit off for his toyboy on live tv and cries a lot. how was he a copper?
by HaHaYoureDead January 15, 2009

Brian is a sexy 22 year old male, goes by the name Brian, Love Cakes, Sexy Man Meat,3 legs, Lover, and everyones favorite Pervert! weights over 200 pounds of love, has a Twin sister named Brittany. and crazy ex girl friend! but fuck her.. cause hes got a hot Chick now!
by Brian jij February 4, 2010

A Creepy Brian, or Creepus Brianus to the scientific world, is a species of ignoramus quite common in the urban and suburban areas of the United States. Creepy Brians are an unnecessarily confrontational animal that can often be found being lewd to either sex, regardless of age. Their diet consists of mostly negative attention and Jägermeister with the occasional "munchies" concoctions due to moderate and inconsistent use if soft drugs. Many families and social circles have a domesticated Creepy Brian due to their entertaining reactions to alcohol, over enthusiasm for board games, and how they can't stand being ripped on. However, semi-domesticated, or "stray" Creepy Brains, may attach itself to a social group craving acceptance although clearly not wanted and being generally creepy. Government control of Creepy Brians has been attempted but unsucessful due to heavy protest from animal rights groups such as PETA and CBAH2A (Creepy Brains Are Humans Too Almost). If you find yourself in the presence of an unwanted Creepy Brian, ignore it, and it will eventually get sick of not being the center of attention and migrate somewhere with more Jägermeister.
by alainaTHEmadRUSSIAN January 26, 2011

by Eagles suck. September 24, 2004

Two annoying, moronic "radio personalities" based in Los Angeles who are rarely funny, witty or entertaining unless you count sarcasm in laughing at them when they think they are being cool or down with what's in. They are truly aging pathetic douche bags who need to get a life.
Dude #1: Did you hear Mark and Brian this morning?
Dudette: Uh, uh. I was doing something much more enjoyable, poking my ears with a sharp stick and hitting myself in the head with a blunt object.
Dude #2: Are they even still on the radio?
Dudette: Uh, uh. I was doing something much more enjoyable, poking my ears with a sharp stick and hitting myself in the head with a blunt object.
Dude #2: Are they even still on the radio?
by Bobman S December 10, 2008

when you jizz into a dirty sock and then coerce your friend to pick it up. Additionally, the victim has the option of throwing the sock at the nearest third party
Brian: hey carl, wanna throw me that sock?
Carl: what that dirty one right there?
Brian: yeah that one
Carl: jesus fuck, is this sock full of jizz
Brian: wanna wipe, cause you just got a slick brian
Carl: what that dirty one right there?
Brian: yeah that one
Carl: jesus fuck, is this sock full of jizz
Brian: wanna wipe, cause you just got a slick brian
by asmithik January 8, 2009

Where you deficate in a rather large persian women's navel, the mash the rolls together makin a poopy mess, then you fuck the navel.
by Brian Bonwa October 24, 2007
