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Brian Christmas

Brian is a sexy 22 year old male, goes by the name Brian, Love Cakes, Sexy Man Meat,3 legs, Lover, and everyones favorite Pervert! weights over 200 pounds of love, has a Twin sister named Brittany. and crazy ex girl friend! but fuck her.. cause hes got a hot Chick now!
"whos that sexy man?" "thats Brian Christmas!"

"hey, nice ass Brian Christmas"
by Brian jij February 4, 2010
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brian hutchins

Brian Hutchins was Lorelai Gilmore's first boyfriend on the show Gilmore Girls. He asked her to "go steady" in the library one day in seventh grade and she never heard back from him until three years later when he showed up to prom with another girl.

A Brian Hutchins is a total douche who thinks he has a way with the ladies. It is likely that he would refer to his car as the "pussy wagon" and own a Subway tee shirt that says "foot long" and an arrow pointing downwards.

Brian Hutchins routinely thinks he has the idea for the "next big thing". This usually ranges from clothing companies to iPhone apps.
"Did you see his Bruno Mars wife beater? He's a total Brian Hutchins. "

"He blasts Fuckwithmeyouknowigotit in his white Nissan to get with the ladies. He's so Brian Hutchins."

"Brian Hutchins only keeps one pillow on his bed so after she gets the hint she's not spending the night."
by Gaurelai November 2, 2013
mugGet the brian hutchinsmug.

brian murray

by Eagles suck. September 24, 2004
mugGet the brian murraymug.

mark and brian

Two annoying, moronic "radio personalities" based in Los Angeles who are rarely funny, witty or entertaining unless you count sarcasm in laughing at them when they think they are being cool or down with what's in. They are truly aging pathetic douche bags who need to get a life.
Dude #1: Did you hear Mark and Brian this morning?

Dudette: Uh, uh. I was doing something much more enjoyable, poking my ears with a sharp stick and hitting myself in the head with a blunt object.

Dude #2: Are they even still on the radio?
by Bobman S December 10, 2008
mugGet the mark and brianmug.

[slick brian]

when you jizz into a dirty sock and then coerce your friend to pick it up. Additionally, the victim has the option of throwing the sock at the nearest third party
Brian: hey carl, wanna throw me that sock?
Carl: what that dirty one right there?
Brian: yeah that one
Carl: jesus fuck, is this sock full of jizz
Brian: wanna wipe, cause you just got a slick brian
by asmithik January 8, 2009
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The Brian Barry

Where you deficate in a rather large persian women's navel, the mash the rolls together makin a poopy mess, then you fuck the navel.
I gave that dirty fat hooker the brian barry and now she smells like poopy.
by Brian Bonwa October 24, 2007
mugGet the The Brian Barrymug.

Brian Walker

Person who never comes out the house.

Sweats GB every day.
Wher's Brian walker been ?. In the house sweating GB as per.
by StevieWalker May 24, 2010
mugGet the Brian Walkermug.

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